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Old 12-03-2008, 11:39 AM
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All right...let's not stop this already..


Let's hear some more chatter here!!

Snore!

I mean you were BRILLIANT Morty dah-ling! Can't wait for you to have your own show.
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Old 12-03-2008, 11:52 AM
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you almost sounded like a normal person. must have been the sickness.
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Old 12-03-2008, 11:59 AM
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I think you need an advance topic to talk about - so the anticipation will build and build...

and you need a segment name - something like

"It's a Mortimer World"


"Tales from the Mortimer"


"Don't ask me about Ohio Racing"


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Old 12-03-2008, 12:02 PM
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Snore!

I mean you were BRILLIANT Morty dah-ling! Can't wait for you to have your own show.

!!


GOOD!
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Old 12-03-2008, 12:03 PM
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you almost sounded like a normal person. must have been the sickness.

You're right....and thaaanks.
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Old 12-03-2008, 12:07 PM
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I think you need an advance topic to talk about - so the anticipation will build and build...

and you need a segment name - something like

"It's a Mortimer World"


"Tales from the Mortimer"


"Don't ask me about Ohio Racing"




too kand!!








Short story...I know Steve was very apprehensive of what I might say. He doesn't know how really benign I am....but when he started that question about Ohio racing,he kind of drug it out and I'm sitting there thinking---"Oh no. He's going to ask me for any update I can add"....my noodle spun furiously try to think of some incredible lie I could come up with to sound smart.

But I failed...and when having failed---I tell the truth.


I really hate that.
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Old 12-03-2008, 12:09 PM
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The Mortimer Dexter Foxworth scratch off hour.

Come join Morty as he gives his brilliant insights and play by play of him doing the newest scratch off tickets that Ohio has to offer!
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Old 12-03-2008, 12:28 PM
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too kand!!








Short story...I know Steve was very apprehensive of what I might say. He doesn't know how really benign I am....but when he started that question about Ohio racing,he kind of drug it out and I'm sitting there thinking---"Oh no. He's going to ask me for any update I can add"....my noodle spun furiously try to think of some incredible lie I could come up with to sound smart.

But I failed...and when having failed---I tell the truth.


I really hate that.
Tip for next time... assuming you were in front of your computer when you called, and not on some dial up remote connection from the hinterlands of northern Quebec... keep Google and open, ready for keyword searches; kind of like politicians use flash cards during debates. Then just recite the first headline that comes up. For example, "Ohio Instant Racing" pulls up a bloodhorse article that says it's a "quick fix for Ohio racing". You'll sound like you know what you're talking about.
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Old 12-03-2008, 12:35 PM
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Let's hear some more chatter here!!
I just listened to the archive.

I must say it was somewhat



bland.


Except the part about the innertube.
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Old 12-03-2008, 12:40 PM
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The Mortimer Dexter Foxworth scratch off hour.

Come join Morty as he gives his brilliant insights and play by play of him doing the newest scratch off tickets that Ohio has to offer!

GOOD JOB!!

Keep it going,Matty...I want Sterling green.
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Old 12-03-2008, 12:42 PM
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Tip for next time... assuming you were in front of your computer when you called, and not on some dial up remote connection from the hinterlands of northern Quebec... keep Google and open, ready for keyword searches; kind of like politicians use flash cards during debates. Then just recite the first headline that comes up. For example, "Ohio Instant Racing" pulls up a bloodhorse article that says it's a "quick fix for Ohio racing". You'll sound like you know what you're talking about.

You know...I wasn't in front of the computer.



I went in a closet with a blanket over myself so no one would know who I was.


Good thought,,,,I appreciate it.
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Old 12-03-2008, 12:42 PM
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I just listened to the archive.

I must say it was somewhat



bland.


Except the part about the innertube.

Steve...dart this one.
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Old 12-03-2008, 12:58 PM
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Let's hear some more chatter here!!
chatterchatterchatterchatterchatterchatterchatterc hatterchatterchatterchatterchatterchatterchatterch atterchatterchatter








taking a breath...........









chatterchatterchatterchatterchatterchatterchatterc hatterchatterchatterchatterchatterchatterchatterch atterchatter









Grade jub there, Steve-O should definitely add you as a weekly segment



!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!











AHA-HA-HA......
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Old 12-03-2008, 01:38 PM
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FRANNY BABY!!




EXCELLENT!






It's swell to see you back and spending quality time here.Thank you so much and
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Old 12-03-2008, 01:39 PM
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Well, he is a bit of an enigma

Plus, he's like the D.T mascot


Ah don't thank so.



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Old 12-03-2008, 01:55 PM
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FRANNY BABY!!




EXCELLENT!






It's swell to see you back and spending quality time here.Thank you so much and
Thank you so much!!

But it won't last for long, pre-occupied with the Fairgrounds, but wild horseys couldn't drag me away from your 3 minutes of stardom.

Ah thank your right though, we need early advertising when you are going to be a guest...well really a call in but we won't quibble here..to us you were a guest, that way I would have heard it live!!!

Why hasn't Andy weighed in on this? Or Hossy??? Ya think they are jealous?????

..I could only fit one!!

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Old 12-03-2008, 02:03 PM
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Secrets of the PUD!

Join Dr. Mortimer D. Foxworthy as he explores everything that has to do with "PUD". He also has tips (no pud, I mean pun intended) on how to extend your pud. And for you ladies, he can teach you (private lessons available ) what the pud likes. He is so knowledgeable about pud, that he is up for the new cabinet position of PUD MASTER GENERAL.
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Old 12-03-2008, 02:09 PM
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Thank you so much!!

But it won't last for long, pre-occupied with the Fairgrounds, but wild horseys couldn't drag me away from your 3 minutes of stardom.

Ah thank your right though, we need early advertising when you are going to be a guest...well really a call in but we won't quibble here..to us you were a guest, that way I would have heard it live!!!

Why hasn't Andy weighed in on this? Or Hossy??? Ya think they are jealous?????

..I could only fit one!!

Yes..welcome back Franny - how about a quick post on how things are at the Fair Grounds!
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Old 12-03-2008, 03:41 PM
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Ah don't thank so.



Well, your my mascot


I can't say anymore...I just got home.......................












THUD
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Old 12-03-2008, 03:43 PM
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Secrets of the PUD!

Join Dr. Mortimer D. Foxworthy as he explores everything that has to do with "PUD". He also has tips (no pud, I mean pun intended) on how to extend your pud. And for you ladies, he can teach you (private lessons available ) what the pud likes. He is so knowledgeable about pud, that he is up for the new cabinet position of PUD MASTER GENERAL.
I believe that appearance would be on with Tiffany Graniff..Playboy channel..lol
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