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[paisjpq]

that's funny...cause you can get some very similar Vermont limited edition barbies

>Limited Edition Vermont Barbie
>
>
>Mattel recently announced the release of Limited Edition Barbie Dolls
>for the Vermont Market:
>
>Williston Barbie
>This princess Barbie is only sold at exclusive Williston stores. She
>comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a
>long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie cutter house. Available
>with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in
>conjunction with "augmented" version.
>
>South Burlington Barbie
>This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan
>and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time
>occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold
>separately.
>
>Old North End Barbie
>This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis
>knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows and a Meth Lab Kit. This model
>is only available after dark and can only be paid for in cash.
>Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you are a cop, then we don't
>know what you are talking about.
>
>Essex / Shelburne Barbie
>This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer
>h3. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club
>membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private
>School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
>
>Milton Barbie
>This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too
>small, a NASCAR shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a
>six pack of Coors light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit
>over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she's drunk. Purchase
>her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker
>absolutely free.
>
>Stowe Barbie
>This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard print ski
>outfit and drinks Cosmopolitans while entertaining friends at the lodge.
>Optional Percocet prescription available.
>
>Barton Barbie
>This tobacco chewing, brassy haired Barbie has a pair of her own
>high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased
>Beer-Gutted Ken out of Hardwick Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes
>low rise acid washed jeans, fake finger nails, and a see through halter
>top. Also available with a mobile home and 8-track tape player.
>
>Montpelier Barbie
>This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair,
>arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white
>socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need
>a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Montpelier Barbies and the optional
>Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker for free.
>
>Richmond Barbie
>This Barbie comes with her own mountain bike. Available with SUV,
>complete with Kayak on the roof and dog in the back. Optional Ken doll
>also comes with his own mountain bike and dog.
>
>Barre Barbie
>This Barbie is only 14 and comes with a stroller and infant doll.
>Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79
>Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the
>addition of the infant.