snowy woods

clyde · #1 09-12-2010, 09:27 PM

Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.
He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

I know what the fucl< this means.

We are are dichotomized busy bees when we dream.

clyde · #2 09-12-2010, 09:28 PM

The snow relieves the heat...and hides the grounds walked on by troubled travelers.

It also hides the bread crumbs and now you need a map.

clyde · #3 09-12-2010, 09:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gy5GUYC3Ug

clyde · #4 09-12-2010, 09:49 PM

with that moon language

admit something:

everyone you see, you say to them,
"love me."

of course you do not do this out loud;
otherwise,
someone would call the cops.

still though, think about this,
this great pull in us
to connect.

why not become the one
who lives with a full moon in each eye
that is always saying,

with that sweet moon
language,

what every other eye in this world
is dying to
hear.

--HAFIZ

clyde · #5 09-12-2010, 10:12 PM

And as she laments summer's fade..Vanity Fair this month has no tiny quote on the cover.

It makes the poetic statement,wrapped in mystical imagery...''There is no tiny quote on our front cover this month."

And so...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ls8M...eature=related

clyde · #6 09-12-2010, 10:24 PM

And Sara Palin makes her first public apology to the American people,for being such a kumquat.... right here in yer snowy woods:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lVNz...eature=related

MaTH716 · #7 09-13-2010, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde

Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.
My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.
He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.
The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.

I know what the fucl< this means.

We are are dichotomized busy bees when we dream.

I know who these woods belong to
The guy from Cleveland who has no clue
I know I will not be staying here
Because the health department condemmed it last year
In his woods there's way too much snow
Also there are many predators who lurk down low
His horsey isn't the only queer one around
His owner was kissing all the men in the town
Bewteen the woods and the frozen lake
Some Nerdy Trailers started to quake
As he gave his little pud a great pull
Everyone else started to hurl
The Trailers yelled please no more
But that made the man from Cleveland ror
Then the Trailers started to wail and weep
And prayed to God that the deranged gay man would go to sleep
But unfortunately he had promises to keep
So all the trailers jumped in the lake so deep
They were gone for enternity on that faithful night
All because of that frightful sight
They will now haunt these woods forever from here on in
All because of that man who is so so dim
You'll never sleep peaceful throughout the night
As our ghostly images will cause you great fright
These woods used to be a beautiful place
But they have been ruined forever by that crazy nut-case

clyde · #8 09-13-2010, 12:39 PM

I see the vapid fence post has once again bothered to be.

MaTH716 · #9 09-13-2010, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde

I see the vapid fence post has once again bothered to be.

vap·id /ˈvæpɪd/ Show Spelled[vap-id] Show IPA
–adjective
1. lacking or having lost life, sharpness, or flavor; insipid; flat: vapid tea.
2. without liveliness or spirit; dull or tedious: a vapid party; vapid conversation.
What did you try kissing a guy who was reading the V section of the dictionry this morning?

MaTH716 · #10 09-13-2010, 12:48 PM

See, this place is haunted already

Boo...................Doucheface.................. .

Ha Ha Ha Ha

clyde · #11 09-13-2010, 12:50 PM

clyde · #12 09-13-2010, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716

vap·id /ˈvæpɪd/ Show Spelled[vap-id] Show IPA
–adjective
1. lacking or having lost life, sharpness, or flavor; insipid; flat: vapid tea.
2. without liveliness or spirit; dull or tedious: a vapid party; vapid conversation.
What did you try kissing a guy who was reading the V section of the dictionry this morning?

^^^^ Unable to defend himself in Tether Ball.