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10-09-2008, 10:55 AM
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You know you're getting old when
you fall getting out of the shower and break your foot in two places.
Happened to me this week  Who else has a "You know you're getting old when......." story? Spyder
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10-09-2008, 11:18 AM
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Been a member for three years. Great hotel rates...depressing magazine!
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10-09-2008, 11:32 AM
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Or when you see similar hot chicks and realize they are younger than your son!
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10-09-2008, 04:00 PM
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"Change can be good, but constant change shows no direction" http://www.hickoryhillhoff.blogspot.com/
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10-09-2008, 04:51 PM
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....................When people start asking you if youve been for a prostrate check up yet
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10-09-2008, 04:56 PM
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Been there....done that!
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10-09-2008, 06:06 PM
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its the little things -
I get mad when I have to take a #2 AFTER I take a shower in the morning My body makes more noises like cracks and snaps in the am when I wake and get movin then a 200 year old house with a frat party  I could go on but another episode of the Golden Girls may be on  I'm 33 fyi and people are callin me sir as well, but of course I am bald as an eagle so ya know, to a 20 year old hottie cashier at a Grocery Store 
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10-09-2008, 06:23 PM
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) And I tell I didn't have to go, and then she just looks at me like she looks at my 5 year old and shakes her head.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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10-09-2008, 06:40 PM
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........When you go to job interviews & you know what questions they are going to ask you before they say them & you have the answers memorised off by heart
 & i know what you mean by creaking pisses me off i used to be able to glide around sneakely know i creeck & crack like a old house no more Silent Tiger for me :-(
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10-09-2008, 08:13 PM
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10-09-2008, 09:04 PM
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You know you're old when you recount the wild times with friends and realize it's been 10-20 years since you've done any of them.
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10-09-2008, 10:29 PM
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yeah...that sucks. when they start having birth years in the decade AFTER graduation...it'll be even tougher. oh, but just wait til it's another century. oh boy.
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Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. Abraham Lincoln
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10-10-2008, 02:59 AM
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I'm 25, woo hoo!
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