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Old 10-06-2008, 04:12 PM
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Default Dagnabbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one!!!!one!!!!

I have a bustin' sinus headache.
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Old 10-06-2008, 06:31 PM
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I have a bustin' sinus headache.
So have a doctor drill a small hole in each cheek
bone, inject warm saline through the hole into the
sinus blowing out all the green crap jellified in
all those nooks and crannies.

The green stuff will blow out thru your nostrils.
Save this for a delicious broth to go with your
tonsils when those are removed and boiled.
Add dandruff and toe calluses to taste.

And I thank you.

-Hannibal Lecter
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Old 10-06-2008, 06:50 PM
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It puts the lotion in the basket.....














































... or else it gets the hose again.
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Old 10-06-2008, 06:53 PM
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Try this....
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Old 10-06-2008, 07:15 PM
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Can't I read anything that won't cause projectile vomiting!!?




Jesus!
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Old 10-06-2008, 07:26 PM
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Can't I read anything that won't cause projectile vomiting!!?




Jesus!
I could go on... and possibly cause explosive diahrrea(sp?) to go with
that projectile vomiting. Firing from both ends creates some
interesting momentum problems.

Imagine you were on a skateboard while projectile vomiting in
one direction while sending hot mud in the other direction...

problem to be continued once we know the mass and velocity
of the vomit and hot mud.
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Old 10-06-2008, 07:36 PM
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I could go on... and possibly cause explosive diahrrea(sp?) to go with
that projectile vomiting. Firing from both ends creates some
interesting momentum problems.

Imagine you were on a skateboard while projectile vomiting in
one direction while sending hot mud in the other direction...

problem to be continued once we know the mass and velocity
of the vomit and hot mud.
i give this 2 golden missile's.
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Old 10-06-2008, 07:39 PM
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i give this 2 golden missile's.
Its a fairly mundane problem.
You are far too kind.
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:11 PM
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Quote:
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I have a bustin' sinus headache.
May I suggest Benedryl Allergy and Sinus Headache. Works wonders.
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:11 PM
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One word.....reafer
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:16 PM
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I feel ya CP...I been sick all weekend
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:18 PM
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I feel ya CP...I been sick all weekend

That's because you don't spend enough time outside in the cold, fresh air.
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:20 PM
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That's because you don't spend enough time outside in the cold, fresh air.

If I never spend another day outside when its below 60, I will be just fine.
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Old 10-06-2008, 08:25 PM
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If I never spend another day outside when its below 60, I will be just fine.

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