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Old 07-13-2022, 08:44 AM
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Default The Alabama Stakes Potpourri Twitter Thread

Some real gems posted on there by everyone's favorite hossplayer. Everything from kissing the Brooklyn Cowboy's ass to wacky conspiracy theories and a heavy dose of complaining about anything and everything NYRA/Saratoga.

I figure this would be a good place to compile them all. Enjoy!

Whining about Saratoga no longer having Nathan's fries

https://twitter.com/alabamastakes/st...C84YGf-vcqAAAA
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Old 07-13-2022, 08:46 AM
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Whining that NYRA is trying to attract new customers

https://twitter.com/alabamastakes/st...CxgcCcgPcqAAAA
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Old 07-13-2022, 09:10 AM
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Whining about the new paddock bar

https://twitter.com/alabamastakes/st...CyqdKNvfgqAAAA

You can't whine that no racing organizations do anything to try and bring new fans/bettors in....then also whine when they make changes in an effort to bring in new fans/bettors. Times change. It's not 1984 anymore. What Vagina Dan found appealing about the track 40 years ago might not be what a 20-30 year old person with discretionary income might find appealing today.
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Old 07-14-2022, 12:43 PM
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Speechless

Race 2
4 hoss has big ears . Like that angle
20 WP
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Old 07-16-2022, 07:03 PM
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Pretty sure Dan has a vagina

https://twitter.com/alabamastakes/st...96493378002945
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Old 07-16-2022, 07:07 PM
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Giving weight loss tips when you're obese

https://twitter.com/alabamastakes/st...62124011622400
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Old 07-16-2022, 09:35 PM
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Self description

thick Boston accent,
Likes the ponies,
Does all 16 dances
The pool's in, but the patio ain't dry
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Old 07-20-2022, 09:58 AM
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Becoming the "get off my lawn" guy

https://twitter.com/alabamastakes/st...C-gcWWk4ErAAAA

"I've forgotten more about football than you'll ever know about the game."

Those of us that have seen your picks have determined this was a lie.
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Old 07-22-2022, 06:07 AM
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More whining about coolers and chairs

https://mobile.twitter.com/alabamast...CyobfQ8oMrAAAA
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Old 07-22-2022, 06:48 AM
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Global warming and the Breeders Cup

With global warming, youíd think NYRA would make a bid to get them . Must not be a moneymaker for them.
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Old 07-22-2022, 11:11 AM
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Being a sissy

Itís on Twitter now, go look at it cause Iím blocking you today.
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Old 07-23-2022, 06:44 AM
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Talking about things he knows nothing about. Quite a crew involved in this exchange. Combined 175 years and combined theyíve been laid 3 times

https://mobile.twitter.com/alabamast...Cz_cWQ5YQrAAAA
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Old 07-23-2022, 06:49 AM
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Talking about things he knows nothing about part deux

Wants dirt. Will improve on it. Watch the race ,you race watcher you



The real comedy in this is the reaction certain people had to it. God I wish I could go into further detail.
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Old 07-25-2022, 05:50 PM
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More whining

https://mobile.twitter.com/alabamast...C4jb3DqYgrAAAA
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The profile pic is worth the price of admission alone

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Old 07-27-2022, 09:48 AM
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Still complaining about something that didn't impact him 6 days later

https://twitter.com/alabamastakes/st...C-5biL8IorAAAA
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Old 07-29-2022, 01:26 PM
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Commitment to accuracy

In the mile dirt races the inside hosses really arenít breaking well . Whom ever is on the 3 kind of dictates things. If he comes out and moves left slightly, the 1 &2 have nowhere to go but back.

He titles the thread Wednesday, it was Thursday. Talking about dirt, when the race in question was on the turf.

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Old 07-30-2022, 05:35 PM
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Commitment to stupidity

https://mobile.twitter.com/alabamast...Cw3ey3io8rAAAA
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Old 07-31-2022, 10:56 AM
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Commitment to Obsession

Cool how you pretend it doesnít bug you, now. I do prefer the rolling of the eyes, annoyed look of last year. Maybe football throwing guys will make a return on Alabama day.
It kills you to pick any hoss that mybad Irad rides since he blocked you. Typical big baby attitude from the guy who can dish it out, but canít take it.
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Old 08-01-2022, 07:42 AM
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Not obsessed

https://mobile.twitter.com/alabamast...C85b6C0ZArAAAA
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