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Old 08-04-2007, 08:19 PM
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Default top 10 reasons sumwon will win

number 10. wing nut called her fat!!

number 9 scav kissed her

number 8 "hank" has been talking smack to her in the stall

number 7 it was meant to be...and field came up soft

number 6 street sence jock gives great ride

number 5 peppermints off angle

number 4 i cant be there

number 3 chuck has been pointing here for months!!..mad genius style!!

number 2 byk will implode when she does

number 1 mrs hooves said she would!!
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Old 08-04-2007, 08:36 PM
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Some quality stuff here Hooves!! lmfao, esp number 4 and 5
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Old 08-04-2007, 08:46 PM
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#11 - Because I had a dream she would get the three hole...
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Old 08-04-2007, 08:47 PM
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Default Hooves....

Classic! You should write for D-letterman!
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Old 08-04-2007, 09:01 PM
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#11 - Because I had a dream she would get the three hole...
Dear Lord, please help me refrain from rerouting this thread and just let me say good luck all, I'll be watching.....
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Old 08-04-2007, 09:07 PM
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Dear Lord, please help me refrain from rerouting this thread and just let me say good luck all, I'll be watching.....
I know, I know, dreaming about horses means you are a degenerate... not a psychic...
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Old 08-04-2007, 10:01 PM
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I went to see her this morning and she was passed out in her stall. I hope that beauty sleep did her good.
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Old 08-04-2007, 11:00 PM
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# 12 the Candaians are coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-05-2007, 03:31 AM
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Ohmygawd, numbers 3 and 5 caused me to spit soda all over my keyboard - warn someone before you do that, will ya?

I have trust and faith in Mrs. Hooves!
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Old 08-05-2007, 09:50 AM
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I like the Hank talking smack to her.

these other horses, they dont think you got legs
they think you soft, eatin peppermints, they disrespect you
these other girls call you a lazy wench
I heard dat... lazy crazy place horse... they say you cant win


I hope he got right up in her muzzle.
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Old 08-05-2007, 09:56 AM
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Dee Tee ladies sing dis song -- doo-dah! doo-dah!
Sumwon race nine furlong long -- Oh! doo-dah day!

De big bay filly she ready to run -- Doo-dah! doo-dah!
Yo' bet yo' money an' we got sum fun -- Oh! doo-dah day!

Gwine to run all night! Gwine to run all day!
Yo' bet yo' money on de bob-tail nag -- we gwine to bet on de bay!

Cal he ride her ober de track -- doo-dah! doo-dah!
Dey break on top and dey don' look back -- Oh! doo-dah day!

She fly de track and she run so far -- doo-dah! doo-dah!
Runnin' a race with a shootin' star -- Oh! doo-dah day!

Gwine to run all night! Gwine to run all day!
Yo' bet yo' money on de bob-tail nag -- we gwine to bet on de bay!
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Old 08-05-2007, 10:09 AM
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Riot I'm sure you're great at what you do ... but you have missed your calling. Wonder how many song writing vets there are in the world.
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Old 08-05-2007, 10:20 AM
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When you're standing there for a looong time, just putting suture after suture into the multiple lacerations the little dog received in the, "Big Dog vs Little Dog" fight, your mind wanders ....

pgardn, you kill me! I can just picture that!
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Old 08-05-2007, 10:27 AM
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OK, it's officially killing me not to be at the race today. I love Toga and I seriously think this will be the day Sumwon gets it done. Anybody here good at photoshop? I want in that Toga win circle picture.
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Old 08-05-2007, 10:38 AM
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You know, I woke up early and have been sitting here and handicapping. It really sucks that this is the first race on the card, takes me time to get fired up and going strong.

On that note, I like the 7 in the 5th race, doubt 9/2 will be available though
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Old 08-05-2007, 11:02 AM
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There are other races at 'toga today ???
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Old 08-05-2007, 11:22 AM
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OK, it's officially killing me not to be at the race today. I love Toga and I seriously think this will be the day Sumwon gets it done. Anybody here good at photoshop? I want in that Toga win circle picture.
she wins it, i'll be buying the photo of her crossing the line...but i have jokingly said i would photoshop myself into the circle photo. they betta use a wide angle shot, so we can all get our mugs in there--one way or another!
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Old 08-05-2007, 11:23 AM
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There are other races at 'toga today ???

seems so....
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Old 08-05-2007, 12:33 PM
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mrs hooves says ,,i didnt know we were going to the lead in a.1and1/8th race...arggggggg great effort..good job chuck..steve
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