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06-26-2015, 11:35 AM
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Not that you care
Made a big decision today. Replaced my avatar of Rodney Dangerfield with George Carlin.
After eight years, it just feels right.
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06-26-2015, 11:47 AM
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Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. Abraham Lincoln
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06-26-2015, 12:53 PM
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Carlin my all time fav comedian...still have vcr tapes of several HBO shows from way back...most are on youtube...here's one of my favs..and many others on that page  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDw-zFFhFgc
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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06-26-2015, 02:26 PM
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Gentlemen! We're burning daylight! Riders up! -Bill Murray
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06-26-2015, 02:39 PM
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couldn't help myself...just a couple of one-liners from Mr. Carlin
"One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you." "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that" http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/...rlinjokes.html
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something" - Plato
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06-26-2015, 02:59 PM
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OK, OK, Between the two, and I can't believe I'm saying this, Carlin is the more optimistic one!
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06-26-2015, 03:00 PM
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Would be last minute. When are you going? Thinking of reviving the Saratoga Contest though...
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06-27-2015, 11:26 AM
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A friend of mine once gave a great explanation of why Rodney Dangerfield's stand up worked- he said Dangerfield would just keep throwing out jokes, even if you weren't laughing; even if they were groaners, because eventually, one of them would get you; you would laugh, sometimes totally without intending to, and then you were his for the rest of the set.
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Gentlemen! We're burning daylight! Riders up! -Bill Murray
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06-27-2015, 01:20 PM
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...he had a tv show only lasted one season...couldn't compare to his stand-up routinesOne of my favs.. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/au...ngerfield.html
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"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think" - Clarence Darrow, American lawyer (1857-1938) When you are right, no one remembers;when you are wrong, no one forgets. Thought for today.."No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong" - Francois, Duc de la Rochefoucauld, French moralist (1613-1680)
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06-27-2015, 08:39 PM
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Gentlemen! We're burning daylight! Riders up! -Bill Murray
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