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Old 08-16-2008, 09:13 PM
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Old 08-16-2008, 10:04 PM
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I should have gone to the CWD bar.

That's kid stuff man.





Oh I couldn't have gone anyway...for I have a boo-boo.
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I should have gone to the CWD bar.

That's kid stuff man.





Oh I couldn't have gone anyway...for I have a boo-boo.

funny...............































this sure don't look my mah junkyahd
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Morte....welcome back
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Old 08-16-2008, 10:29 PM
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this sure don't look my mah junkyahd
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Oh gosh...that was a good one!!
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Morte....welcome back
ENTIRELY TOO KIND.


But I didn't mean to...and now I must go---again.
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Old 08-17-2008, 03:59 PM
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But before I do.....allow me to make one final request for pretty leg photos--------from girls.

Yes.





Girls...not guys.






I will open my pm to you.


If you don't have pretty leg photos to send..then don't bother me.
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But before I do.....allow me to make one final request for pretty leg photos--------from girls.

Yes.

Girls...not guys.

I will open my pm to you.

If you don't have pretty leg photos to send..then don't bother me.
Yeah and only pretty ones..cause we want Morte to come back again!

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Old 08-17-2008, 04:43 PM
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OH My God!! My eyes!! My eyes!!

Thats it.. I am never eating again....aaaccckkkk
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Old 08-17-2008, 06:33 PM
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Well..as luck would have it ..my final plea resulted in 4 girl leg photo submissions. I won't mention their names....I did assign each one a number in the order they came. Each girl knows her number. I will not rank them so as not to have any hurt feelings,but they were all outta sight.

I will choose a winner and that is----------







-----number 4.

Her photo submitted was above and beyond the call of booty....I mean duty.





Gentlemen....ya wouldn't believe it.

I won't reveal her name although it can be purchased.


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Did any of the photos show


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Old 08-17-2008, 11:40 PM
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Oh my.








Anyhoo...I should announce that I received no pretty leg photos.

I lied.






Again.












I took a photo of my own pretty legs.....and assigned the number 4 to them.







I stand here in shame.












I shall now go to bed.


Without my zebra.







Even he spits on my work.
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Old 08-18-2008, 09:03 AM
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What a shame!

I thought it was a reasonable request- but now they have left you holding nothing but
















your















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Old 08-18-2008, 09:04 AM
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I do hope my good friend,James, will submit his own favorite operatic song here today.

I also hope Dannie explains why she stood eye level with a jockey;although he wasn't staring at her eyes.
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Old 08-18-2008, 09:06 AM
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What a shame!

I thought it was a reasonable request- but now they have left you holding nothing but

your




tallywacker



I think I know what that is.


I was going to make a Dannie comment relative to this fine word,but it's probably a bad idea.
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Old 08-18-2008, 09:19 AM
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Old 08-18-2008, 09:52 AM
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Oh that is so childish.
















fr&l-a!!!!
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Old 08-18-2008, 03:11 PM
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Googlies!!



whoa!!






YESHIS MARIA!!







Oh boy.





















































thud!!!!
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Old 08-18-2008, 03:14 PM
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What's better than 2 pretty leTHUD!!!
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