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God Bless You Jared Fogle!!
Because your previously worthless ass was able to complete a marathon - Subway will now offer the best sub they have - the Subway Club (We are talking three different cuts of sliced meats - turkey, roast beef, and ham) for just $5 for a limited time. |
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What, did you finally run out of the Presque Isle buffet coupons?
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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i want my deli sandwich prepared barehanded by a fat sweaty italian dude who may or may not have showered. good sandwiches aren't made by teenagers wearing gloves. just the presence of gloves in a food establishment is clear warning you're about to be served something mediocre. stop hating yourself, sal. |
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God Bless America |