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10-27-2008, 08:48 PM
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Scav's BC Vacation
I have probably forgotten some things so feel free to enter at will
October 13th - Scav decides can not go to BC October 19th - On way back from tailgating and Bears game, Scav decides he can go to the BC October 20th - Scav informs work that on Thursday Oct 23rd, the doctors would like to do an 'exploratory surgery to make sure that my digestive system is working correctly' since the surgery and that he needs to be out of work at 1pm, and will need Friday off. Thursday 2pm: Scav gets text message from girl he has been seeing that says "LA Thimble = Lingerie show" OMG!!!  Thursday 4:30pm - Scav finds out that he is sitting first class, courtesy of GBBob. First time Thursday 5pm - Scav starts to handicap the sheets and is upset with Trackside OTB for not having Saturday's form at 3pm. Thursday 5:30pm - Would you like a hot towel, sir? "No thank you" Thursday 6:30pm - Would you like a drink, sir? "No thank you" Thursday 6:45pm - Would you like a drink, sir? "No thank you" Thursday 7pm - Would you like a ice cream sundae, sir? "No thank you" Thursday 7:15pm - Would you like a drink, sir? "No thank you" Thursday 8pm - 10 minutes from landing, stewardess comes to Scav and says "Sir, FAA agents will be waiting to arrest you when you set off plane, here you go (hands sheet of paper). My name, address, Drivers license and date of birth are all filled out, correctly. Description is "Passenger was observed being arrogant and changed his mind several times. He refused the hot towel and made no effort to assist the FA in her duties. Witness names Spenser and GBBob. Stewardess starts laughing and so do the 6 woman, 3 hot daughters and three even hotter moms.  Thursday 7:30pm PST: Driver arrives, Scav sitting shotgun, and the POLICE come, and start giving driver some ****. unbelievable. Thursday 7:45pm: Scav rolling shotgun through ENGLEWOOD..... Thursday 9pm: Brockguy magically shows up at hotel, making grand appearance Thursday 10pm: Scav, GBBob, Satan's Twin, Spenser and Brockguy look for bar, find Avalon Hotel. Avalon Hotel has outside bar, very posh. All of us in t-shirts, jeans/shorts, sitting in cabana. Thursday Midnight: Time to roll back, limo arriving at 8:30 to go to Santa Anita Friday 8am: Limo arrives. ROLL OUT!! Friday 9:30pm: Limo driver caresses his way to front, get front door clubhouse drop off Friday 4pm: Scav sweeps ladies BC races and has very good day. Amazing getting to see Ventura, Stardom Bound and Zenyatta win Friday 7pm: Get back to hotel, Scav orders pizza's for group, but can have any because of gay diet restrictions, so goes to Factor's Deli across the street, very good Friday 10pm: Get full tongued by two boxer puppies, Scav leans down to pet and get mauled with affection and gets tackled Friday 11pm: Pass out after 2 hours of dirty texting and handicapping Saturday 4:30am: Scav wide awake, JACKED UP. Gets ready to hit up breakfast Saturday 10am: Crew finds margarita stand with smoking hot girl named Judy, who was noted the day before at beer stand. Decides to set up shop there Saturday 10:15am: Meet Geeker and friends, great dude (I think it was this day) Saturday 11am: Judy lets us hold rail spot, and moves ice holder to avoid people from taking our spot, which was 30 yards from finish line. Saturday 12:19pm: COME ON ALBERTUS MAXIMUS!!! (While getting 2 inches off the ground) Saturday 1pm: Santa Anita has NO TV's on TVG and not taking out of state wagers. Make two phone calls, and been given the direction to get to The HAMMERS's office ASAP. Mad dash to Hammers office to see GBBob Richwood Silver's race. Thank you Ric Hammerle Saturday 2:30pm: Things getting hot and heavy with Judy, as get tongue in ear while trying to take picture. Saturday 2:45pm: Margarita girl goes to Scav "Just fill your cup with ice and put it on the ice thing and I will fill you up" Saturday 3:05pm: Oh Street Boss, destroying Scav's day Saturday 3:56pm: COME ON CONDUIT. Scav and Brockguy jumping up and down and hugging Saturday 4:28pm: Nerves kick in, Scav alive to Curlin for $5 P3 and $1P4, and 5 of 6, and $1P3 and $1P4 to TIAGO, $1P3 to Student Council. Saturday 4:30pm: TIAGO Making move but just can't get there. Serious adreline rush there Saturday 5:05pm: Whole crew is in on Madeo, about $800 to win on him, multiple exactas with the 2, ****!!! Saturday 5:30pm: Massive group picture ends with HEELS making late appearance Saturday 5:45pm: Scav is walking out behind crew, never drank margaritas before so might have gotten a little nuts, try putting cup in pocket to avoid police presence but cracks cup, margarita all over side of leg, and hilarious tall dude cleaning up the place sees Scav, and goes "Alright alright" Saturday 6pm: Brockguy finds these two girls standing in front of yellow Corvette, jumps over birm(?) to talk and gets picture with them Saturday 8pm: Chopping on an unbelievable steak, a great dinner with friends and family, Brockguy's sister talking alot about seeing celebrities. Scav tells her "I am all the celebrity you need to see baby" Saturday 9pm: Wild goose hunt to go party with Judy and friends, and to find a celebrity out on town for Brockguy's sister, Saturday 10pm: Cab drops us off on Barrington Rd and San Vincente, in San Vicente, says bar is THAT WAY. Wander, wander, wander, NO BAR!! Saturday 10:15pm: Not a bar in sight, not a cab in sight Saturday 10:30pm: Call hotel, SEND CAB Saturday 11pm: Cab pulls over, says he has people to pick up people that way, Scav says "WE ARE THOSE PEOPLE" GBBOB just gets in cab and won't move, on way home with craziest cab driver of all time Saturday Midnight: Pass out Sunday 8:30am: See transvestite at airport with insane plastic surgery Sunday 8:45am: See gift shop, must find Thimble, starring right at them but can't see them. SPENSER comes to rescue, FIND THIMBLE!!!! Sunday 10:30am: Meet owners of Smooth Air, great guy and talks to GBBob and I for couple of minutes, says "Going in the Sunshine Millions" Sunday 5pm: Land at O'Hare Sunday 7pm: ????? 
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10-27-2008, 09:31 PM
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I am guessing that you don't work with a bunch of geniuses. Since they bought this line:
Scav informs work that on Thursday Oct 23rd, the doctors would like to do an 'exploratory surgery to make sure that my digestive system is working correctly' since the surgery and that he needs to be out of work at 1pm, and will need Friday off. What did you do, not go to the bathroom at work since you have been back to make them buy that line?
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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10-27-2008, 09:47 PM
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Great detail Scav
Sounds like you had a great time! Thanks for the laughs.. I'm envious that all y'all got to meet up at one of the best track in America..God! I miss that place.. and the smells and sounds of the backside at 5 a.m...sigh..
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10-27-2008, 10:56 PM
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Another Classic Trip
Thanks for the recap !
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2hFZ8KnsSo
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10-28-2008, 05:40 AM
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sounds like a fun trip! thanks for the laugh....... now where are the other guys timelines so we can hear "the rest of the story"?
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"Always keep your heads up and act like champions." Coach Paul Bryant
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10-28-2008, 01:37 PM
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10-28-2008, 02:51 PM
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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10-28-2008, 04:54 PM
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  SCAVS aka Turtle
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We've Gone Delirious
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10-29-2008, 09:35 AM
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you mean... Yes Twas' lol hey Scav, I'm planning on going to Vegas sometime in the spring? Wanna come meet me there? I need you to be there to make a timeline cause Lord knows I'll forget half the things I do... and I need you there to attract the LADIES
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10-29-2008, 09:41 AM
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10-29-2008, 09:42 AM
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Ha! Awesome weekend, great recap.
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10-29-2008, 09:47 AM
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10-29-2008, 12:09 PM
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10-29-2008, 12:42 PM
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of all places HALLENDALE BEACH, FL. Um, guess who is planning a trip down there, 2nd weekend of Feb.
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