Sara's Toga Diary

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Ahh, yes. Whose is that?

That's Franny's.




I can tell you she really knows what to do with it...know what ahm sayin' ?

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

That's Franny's.




I can tell you she really knows what to do with it...know what ahm sayin' ?

I thought you said it was like this......
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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Ahh do. And boy ahm ah jealous.

Psssstttttttt..........


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Question though...if yours are called puds here, why are ours not called vjayjays or something...ah just don't get it.

Very breezy down here what with the tropical storm in the gulf, I may have to take cover.

[Mortimer]

=:>



Privately,she has told me she digs you.

I don't think you would have any trouble.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by FGFan

I thought you said it was like this......
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Psssstttttttt..........


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Question though...if yours are called puds here, why are ours not called vjayjays or something...ah just don't get it.

Very breezy down here what with the tropical storm in the gulf, I may have to take cover.

fr&l-a!!!





Hossy....sorry.

I forgot.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by FGFan

I thought you said it was like this......
()


Psssstttttttt..........


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Question though...if yours are called puds here, why are ours not called vjayjays or something...ah just don't get it.

Very breezy down here what with the tropical storm in the gulf, I may have to take cover.

But aren't they vags ( like a "j" )?





I do like the term "v-jay"..though.

Interesting.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

But aren't they vags ( like a "j" )?





I do like the term "v-jay"..though.

Interesting.

like the golfer??


I like vajayjay! Thats what my friends call it lately! LOL

[FGFan]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

But aren't they vags ( like a "j" )?





I do like the term "v-jay"..though.

Interesting.

That sounds more like they should be spinning disks from the CAH-SOL.

I guess it would really be more like va-jayjay, not vjayjay, I have never thought of the spelling of it.

[Mortimer]

Well...I guess I am!





V-Jay sounds like B-J...with a different twist...and I don't know any gelfers.

So it's called a "vag"...and the act is now called a V-Jay.



Excellent.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Well...I guess I am!





V-Jay sounds like B-J...with a different twist...and I don't know any gelfers.

So it's called a "vag"...and the act is now called a V-Jay.



Excellent.

WTF MORTY

So are you supposed to say... I V-Jayed a girls vag this weekend??

[Mortimer]

NO!!


Get outta heah,man!



ror!.....You say...I received a very pleasant V-Jay from Frann-ay last eve-a-ning.



Is this hard?

[Mortimer]

Yes.....she was wearing a very skimpy garden suit and her vag plinked out of her gardening thong.

It was pretty...so we said......Hey!!..why not?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I don't get it

OK...if you have a girl go down on you, you say....I received a BJ from so and so.


Nya?





Now if you drilled her...you say.....I received a V-Jay from...so and so.


Bettah?

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Yes.....she was wearing a very skimpy garden suit and her vag plinked out of her gardening thong.

It was pretty...so we said......Hey!!..why not?

So a V-Jay is the female form of a B-Jay??

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Gosh...am I being too visceral?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

So a V-Jay is the female form of a B-Jay??

They're both female forms......God!

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

They're both female forms......God!

No a MAN receives a B-Jay... does a WOMAN receive a V-JAY???



God!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Never....

Thank you...I would be very embarrassed to have crossed any vaginal lines of demarcation.








And don't worry...the only slow one today is MS. Trust.

[Antitrust32]

oh you suck and discriminate against women!


So men get B-Jays and V-Jays from women... and what do women get in return????? fake orgasms and ruined dresses.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Antitrust32

No a MAN receives a B-Jay... does a WOMAN receive a V-JAY???



God!

OK...listen you....I've had about enough of your nonsense.

A girl GIVES a B-J ...AND a V-Jay.



Men are not responsible for anything.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Mortimer

Thank you...I would be very embarrassed to have crossed any vaginal lines of demarcation.








And don't worry...the only slow one today is MS. Trust.

Good to know Uncly's on her game though...



I am claiming back the V-Jay for women!


So there!