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Old 03-12-2008, 01:21 AM
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Old 03-12-2008, 01:44 AM
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i'm confused. what does this have to do with horses
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Old 03-12-2008, 06:18 AM
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Old 03-12-2008, 08:24 AM
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i'm confused. what does this have to do with horses

Nothing, which is why the Dude posted it in the Sports Bar and Grill.
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Old 03-12-2008, 10:16 AM
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sad to have that much talent and drink and smoke it away.
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Old 03-12-2008, 02:49 PM
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Beyond what was in that article, he had his motor home parked at the original Hooters in Clearwater the whole week. He signed autographs and hung out every night.
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Old 03-12-2008, 03:06 PM
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Beyond what was in that article, he had his motor home parked at the original Hooters in Clearwater the whole week. He signed autographs and hung out every night.
I wonder if he rocks his motor home with any of the girls? If that dude can get a Hooters girl, I most definitely can, although up here there is usually one good looking one and the rest are pretty hilarious
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Old 03-12-2008, 03:41 PM
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I wonder if he rocks his motor home with any of the girls? If that dude can get a Hooters girl, I most definitely can, although up here there is usually one good looking one and the rest are pretty hilarious

If you had John Daly's..um.."Driver", you might get a peak or two from a Hooter's Girl too
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Old 03-12-2008, 03:43 PM
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i'm confused. what does this have to do with horses
What does the Paddock have to do with horses?
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Old 03-12-2008, 03:45 PM
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If you had John Daly's..um.."Driver", you might get a peak or two from a Hooter's Girl too
I dated a girl once from the old "Blackjacks" in Elgin, they rocked pasties there, it was pretty interesting for a while

The thing is with this is that he probably can't see his driver with his midsection. You could be stacked there, but if you are round in the middle, that is all they look at.
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Old 03-12-2008, 03:48 PM
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I dated a girl once from the old "Blackjacks" in Elgin, they rocked pasties there, it was pretty interesting for a while

The thing is with this is that he probably can't see his driver with his midsection. You could be stacked there, but if you are round in the middle, that is all they look at.
Part 1 of your post I might be mildly interested in, but Part 2 just took care of that
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Part 1 of your post I might be mildly interested in, but Part 2 just took care of that
Middle speaking meaning stomach.....
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If you had John Daly's..um.."Driver", you might get a peak or two from a Hooter's Girl too

Rick Rielly (columnist for S.I.) wrote about him in his book, "Who's Your Caddy?" Hilarious chapter on Daly and his "driver"
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Old 03-12-2008, 03:50 PM
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Rick Rielly (columnist for S.I.) wrote about him in his book, "Who's Your Caddy?" Hilarious chapter on Daly and his "driver"
Are you guys talking about his male utencil or are you talking about his actual bus driver?
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Old 03-12-2008, 03:52 PM
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Are you guys talking about his male utencil or are you talking about his actual bus driver?

His unit dude...his schlong...his hammer...his one-eyed trouser trout...


























































his pee-pee
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Good grief.
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Old 03-12-2008, 03:55 PM
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His unit dude...his schlong...his hammer...his one-eyed trouser trout...


























































his pee-pee
Kev..Better draw a picture for Scavs..He's falling behind in class

and I read the book..that's where that came from..very funny stuff
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Old 03-12-2008, 04:17 PM
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Kev..Better draw a picture for Scavs..He's falling behind in class

and I read the book..that's where that came from..very funny stuff
That is what I thought, but what does it say in there? Ole boy lays pipe like crazy?
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Old 03-12-2008, 04:58 PM
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Nothing, which is why the Dude posted it in the Sports Bar and Grill.
It was in the Paddock for a few short minutes. By the time everyone started to look at this thread, it was moved.
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