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Old 03-20-2007, 11:26 AM
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Looks as though I got friends in high places.


It's been brought to my attention that I don't talk horse racing.Ten stinking posts or so and I am getting harpooned.


Now you listen to me.





This is the guy who last year nailed the triple crown.


Well ok...so I missed the derby....but I had Bernardini before the start of the Preakness.....and Jazil in the Belmont.

That ain't all.



And by the way....this all comes from another board and I know there are people here who can corroborate all of this.





Oh they won't because they enjoy seeing me die....but they could.





So anways last week this one guy asks me for the best bet on Wednesday's Aqueduct card.


I gave him Mend.



The next day he asks the same question for Thursdays card there.


I gave him Meniscus.





I also threw him a bonus bone for Thursdays best bet at Gulfstream.



That was DJ Best.










So if maybe I don't ALWAYS talk about horses......






......but ya might want me to stick around for those days that I do.
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Old 03-20-2007, 11:28 AM
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Where's that troll picture from the other thread?
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Old 03-20-2007, 11:29 AM
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Where's that troll picture from the other thread?


What are you talking about?
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Old 03-20-2007, 11:32 AM
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What is he talking about?
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Old 03-20-2007, 11:33 AM
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Looks as though I got friends in high places.


It's been brought to my attention that I don't talk horse racing.Ten stinking posts or so and I am getting harpooned.


Now you listen to me.





This is the guy who last year nailed the triple crown.


Well ok...so I missed the derby....but I had Bernardini before the start of the Preakness.....and Jazil in the Belmont.

That ain't all.



And by the way....this all comes from another board and I know there are people here who can corroborate all of this.





Oh they won't because they enjoy seeing me die....but they could.





So anways last week this one guy asks me for the best bet on Wednesday's Aqueduct card.


I gave him Mend.



The next day he asks the same question for Thursdays card there.


I gave him Meniscus.





I also threw him a bonus bone for Thursdays best bet at Gulfstream.



That was DJ Best.










So if maybe I don't ALWAYS talk about horses......






......but ya might want me to stick around for those days that I do.
Who do you like for the derby so far, Mortimer? My original pick stunk up the track in the LA derby and I'm not sure I can forgive him based upon that performance.
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Old 03-20-2007, 11:41 AM
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Who do you like for the derby so far, Mortimer? My original pick stunk up the track in the LA derby and I'm not sure I can forgive him based upon that performance.
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Howdy.





I am more than happy to help,but unfortunately I do not possess the telepathic skill KingGlorious here does.



Right now I have no idea.





But the picture will change and I will be happy to out my fine choice for your betting pleasure.



( You may want to ask me who I really am.)
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Old 03-20-2007, 11:48 AM
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I still don't know what he's talking about.
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Old 03-20-2007, 11:51 AM
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Who do you like for the derby so far, Mortimer? My original pick stunk up the track in the LA derby and I'm not sure I can forgive him based upon that performance.
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Howdy.





I am more than happy to help,but unfortunately I do not possess the telepathic skill KingGlorious here does.



Right now I have no idea.





But the picture will change and I will be happy to out my fine choice for your betting pleasure.



( You may want to ask me who I really am.)
I don't need to. LOL

I don't typically bet other people's picks, but I definitely take them into consideration when I'm looking at who I like.

To answer your previous question, I posted a picture from that awful movie, Troll in one of these threads. It was pretty creepy.
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Old 03-20-2007, 11:51 AM
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( You may want to ask me who I really am.)
who are you really, mortimerdexterfoxworthy?
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Old 03-20-2007, 11:53 AM
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I don't need to. LOL

I don't typically bet other people's picks, but I definitely take them into consideration when I'm looking at who I like.

To answer your previous question, I posted a picture from that awful movie, Troll in one of these threads. It was pretty creepy.
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What is he talking about?
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Old 03-20-2007, 11:54 AM
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who are you really, mortimerdexterfoxworthy?

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Is your name Cajungator?
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who are you really, mortimerdexterfoxworthy?

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Is your name Cajungator?
nope my name is something else.
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Old 03-20-2007, 11:57 AM
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nope my name is something else.
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Nice meeting you something else.




Give me a momnet here and I'll tell you.

I'm eating a Polish sausage sandwich.
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Old 03-20-2007, 11:58 AM
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nope my name is something else.
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Nice meeting you something else.




Give me a momnet here and I'll tell you.

I'm eating a Polish sausage sandwich.
I don't like polish sausage sammiches.
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Old 03-20-2007, 11:59 AM
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nope my name is something else.
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Nice meeting you something else.




Give me a momnet here and I'll tell you.

I'm eating a Polish sausage sandwich.
Hopefully t's a foot long or it's not worth it.

Randall thinks you're an internet troll. Is that true, Mortimer?
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Old 03-20-2007, 12:05 PM
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I don't like polish sausage sammiches.
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Burp...excuse me.





Ya...well maybe ah don't like you.






My real name is Det. Morty Callaworthy.

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Ya....ah been doin' this gig for too many years. The stink a the message boards gets in your clothes.They send me out to get the lowest of swill that hangs out in these places.





That's why they call me....




....Dirty Morty.





Ya know what ah think?

Ah think you are dyin' to get a horsey pick outa me for today.







The thing is......



...if ah like ya ah give you the goods.




And if ah don't I stick ya with a loser.










Soooo....

......ya don't know if ah like ya or if ah don't like ya.










It looks to me , friend, that you gotta question to ask yourself.





And that is...........
































.....do ah feel lucky?































Well......





































...do ya?
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Old 03-20-2007, 12:08 PM
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I DO feel lucky.
The sun is shining.
whenever the sun shines in this place that I live I feel lucky.
does the sun shine where you are?
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Old 03-20-2007, 12:10 PM
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I DO feel lucky.
The sun is shining.
whenever the sun shines in this place that I live I feel lucky.
does the sun shine where you are?
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Ya got mah lip curlin'.




( I hate it when I get stuck with one of these goody-goody posters.)
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Old 03-20-2007, 12:13 PM
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I DO feel lucky.
The sun is shining.
whenever the sun shines in this place that I live I feel lucky.
does the sun shine where you are?
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Ya got mah lip curlin'.




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Old 03-20-2007, 12:16 PM
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