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05-13-2009, 07:19 PM
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Favorite Sayings....
We all have 'em! We all use 'em! What are some of your favs? I used to date this guy back in the day that would always find some way to say" That makes about as much sense as a football bat" Lately I've been stuck on 2 plain sayings: "You look fancy" (said to damn near anyone) and "You're just jealous" (said anytime you don't know what to say) I crack up any time I use one of these!!! What are yours?? Youins?
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05-13-2009, 08:40 PM
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if someone was worked up about something, this old guy used to tell them. "put some gravy on it, it'll be alright." i tell mrs d. that sometimes, she just looks at me and i laugh.
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"Always keep your heads up and act like champions." Coach Paul Bryant
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05-13-2009, 09:13 PM
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mine is usually 'he shoots, he scores'...but sadly, not enough of that tonite from ovechkin and company.
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Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. Abraham Lincoln
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05-14-2009, 05:38 AM
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"Always keep your heads up and act like champions." Coach Paul Bryant
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05-14-2009, 10:47 AM
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You can stuff your sorry in a sack mister.
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05-14-2009, 10:57 AM
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Down Goes Duke
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"I don't feel like that I am any better than anybody else" - Paul Newman
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05-15-2009, 07:16 AM
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my daughter said 'well, that's just big pile of stupid' yesterday-it evoked a chuckle from me. i also use the line 'it'll ride up with wear' whenever something isn't working quite right. any fan of the bbc show 'are you being served' will recognize that line immediately.
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05-15-2009, 09:23 AM
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Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. Also,
You look like a monkey trying to phuck a football.
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You have a million dollar set of legs and a five cent fart for a brain.-Herb Brooks
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05-15-2009, 11:22 AM
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"" Thats Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggeeeeeeeeee"" ..Paris Hilton
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Ole' Timer says to another leaving Keystone Race Track (Philly ) ...""Its a good thing I broke even today, I really needed the money """!!!! Gotta Love Horse Racing !!
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05-15-2009, 12:20 PM
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My all time favorite is, "It's a great life if you don't weaken."
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05-16-2009, 07:16 AM
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"Holy Mother of God"
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05-16-2009, 07:22 AM
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