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08-30-2007, 03:27 PM
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Hello.
This is Alan Speegish and I would like to speak.Mortimer left me specific instructions.He would rather you not lavish him so because as you all know he was a very modest person. I would like to add something here.I really appreciate how Mr. Garden entertains everyone with that lost art... ...LIVE UNICYCLE JUGGLING!! It's nice seeing a grown ham sandwich in a polka dot suit with big shoes and a faulty umbrella peddle a unicyle with patches on the tire while juggling bowling buddies. I mean bowling pins. It's really quite refreshing.I am also glad Mr. Semiconductor enjoys Chicago HO's. If any of you would like to send money to Mortimers favorite charity please feel free to do so.Also...I am writing down the names of those posters who have not left posts of appreciation/testimonials with regard to Mortimers croaking. I mean passing. Alan Speegish.
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08-30-2007, 03:36 PM
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I, Alan Speegish, forgot to add my thanks to those thanking me.I don't deserve it. Those personalized letters of thanks to the posters posting appreciation/testimonals were purely the idea of Mortimer.
But thanks all the same. Alan Speegish.
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08-30-2007, 07:44 PM
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In deep appreciation of Morty, I suggest we all take a moment and:
THUD!
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08-30-2007, 09:35 PM
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08-30-2007, 11:55 PM
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[quote=Mortimer]I, Alan Speegish, forgot to add my thanks to those thanking me.I don't deserve it. Those personalized letters of thanks to the posters posting appreciation/testimonals were purely the idea of Mortimer.
But thanks all the same. Alan Speegish.[/QUOTE I see I'm not making much progress heah on figuring out how to negotiate this forum, Alan. Perhaps I'll consult VT or Andy Peyers. I'm not sure who Dannie is.
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08-31-2007, 11:09 AM
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Speakish speegs.
Just a moment. Speegish speaks. I missed the last few pages of Mortimers will. He asks he be buried in BrownSugar. Just a moment. What I meant was he asks he be buried in BrownSugars Angels thread. He also mentions he hopes PillowPants buries GenuineCrazyLady.He also says if posters took the first request about not lauding him seriously...they should resume lauding immediately....."it was a joke fer cripes sakes." More.....CajunH.....I'm not sure of that last letter. Oh well....he asks taht CajunH? shut her big mouth. He also requests someone give some kind of direction to the NotePad ditz.Let's see here....oh......he wants DebODeb to be given a Sudafed drip.I think he meant that in a good way. Oh boy. I better stop inserting my own stuff here.  I really am trying. He also predicts Hossy will win an award for best signature and that LateFires will finally heat up Thebby's kitchen.He put a frowny face after that one.Oh...here's a wish that CapperZeke stop cheating at poker and get in this thread and express his deep sorrow and admiration.Another prediction was that Dispencer would admit to being a platoon player ....but then delete it in the "senator followed the 'stick it here ' directions" thread Speegish hopes he did not miss anything. Oh..he did. He said SeatleAsteroid should get a life. That should do it.Thank you. Alan Speegish. Last edited by Mortimer : 08-31-2007 at 12:01 PM.
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08-31-2007, 11:22 AM
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Alan Speegish found another page.
Thank my lucky stars. Mortimer said The Panda will appear on David Letterman and hopefully hit PeeSchaffer with a pie. Carla will destroy her photo. AuntyCooby will be lap dancing in Norway. CM Oriole will become a US Senator at Dulles Inter. Airport and do very well. The Abominable DrugS will stop wearing socks. Stevie Bogs will take a remedial pie counting course. He will fail..by the way. And if FOD doesn't make new members they will fail as well. Alan Speegish.
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08-31-2007, 01:52 PM
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Alan,
I did not cheat at poker. I just did was what was done to me. I miss the old Morty. CZ
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08-31-2007, 05:56 PM
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Alan Speegish here.
I believe I have the last page of Mortimers Last Will and Commentary.I certainly hope so.It says should CapperZeke finally be embarrassed into replying here...he should keep quiet about any cheating Mortimer did.Maybe Mortimer left CZ something.Ya never know. He left a gallon of muratic acid to myspace so they may pour it over Dispencersspace.At the very least he hopes that train guard rail breaks.Here's a direct advisery Mortimer left for Dispencer: "Hey..Dispencer.I'd ditch that photo of you with the crop circle hairdo.Frankly I think it's an alien map showing the location of Roswell .I would also ditch the myspace link.At least newbees would only think your insane." I hope Mr. Dispencer is reading along at home with us . Also he notes Hossy better check his signature spelling.Or else the secrets of the ZC's will never be delivered to him. Here's a note about Dannie and her secret infatuation with bananas.Boy...I don't think I can repeat this one. WHEW! He mentions no one should pay attention to Zaff....."Canadian". I believe this finishes my work here. I hope you are all happy with the reading.Please carry on the unending work in helping to destroy TrueForm...I mean Swine. I will now go back to my regular duties of being a brilliant writer of fine works. Please look for my latest book......Yep...BentMahPud:His years as a Piss Boy. Alan Speegish
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08-31-2007, 06:12 PM
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Oh for Heavens sakes.
Speegish forgot a Mortimer comment about the keyboard spazz...PeeSchaeffer. He predicts Pee will become obsessed with MortimersFriends. He will speak in tongues and make animal noises to try and satiate his desire to be a big strong man.Mortimer thinks Pee will have a fetal flashback...curl into a ball and show a strong desire for mookys delivered through a nipple in his crazed jibberish. Mortimer thinks the only nipple Pee gets now is from the cow he bought for 3 JuJuBeans last week. God is he stupid! And now I'm sure that's everything. Alan Speegish
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08-31-2007, 06:20 PM
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Dear Mr. Speegish,
This is Julie Zvoranova, Mr. Pillow Pants' personal trainer. He is suffering from a pulled hammy and is unable to post at this time. I am posting on his behalf to let you know that he is behooved, nearly moved, by your kind words. He expects to back soon and hungry for fresh prey. Seriously Sincerely, Julie xoxo
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08-31-2007, 08:29 PM
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Dear Mr. Speegish,
DebODeb is now taking DayQuil and still feels like sh*t but is much more alert and thanks you for your concern.
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08-31-2007, 11:03 PM
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Shut up!
Speegish speaks. Dear Surrogate PillowPants: Well you put him back together and get him back in the game.There's an abundance of fresh kill just waiting to happen around here. GenuineCrazyLady is such an obvious target her unit price is already printed on her blouse. Alan Speegish Dear DebODeb; DayQuil? Oh never mind.Speegish is glad to know you are better.Soon you will be ready for a ( as Mr. Foxworthy would say) a "rule en ze hay." Oh ..and share food....good idea. Alan Speegish Dear Mr.Hossy; Good to know you enjoyed some of Mortimers predictions.I understand a made guy got clipped at FOD. Too bad. Seems there may now be two openings.Someone ought to get it in gear over there. Alan Speegish
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