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Old 08-02-2008, 08:57 PM
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Old 08-02-2008, 08:58 PM
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And she's modest,too.
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Old 08-02-2008, 10:03 PM
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I will continue my intelligent posting a bit later.





I leave to sniff 3 day old cedar embers and listen to Rock and Roll Animal.

I'm in for the night and need this recharging.

Don't anyone try to stop me.
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Old 08-02-2008, 10:13 PM
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I will continue my intelligent posting a bit later.





I leave to sniff 3 day old cedar embers and listen to Rock and Roll Animal.

I'm in for the night and need this recharging.

Don't anyone try to stop me.

baby..you should have to suffer through this crap like the rest of us....
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Old 08-02-2008, 10:49 PM
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Oh shut up.






If you,too, have sniffed your 3 day old cedar embers...this will put you on the greatest carousel ride in the whole wide world:






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g8B_...eature=related
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Old 08-02-2008, 10:53 PM
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Let me know when your carousel horsey cuts loose from the madding crowd and rockets off to the sky.



I love that part.
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Old 08-02-2008, 10:57 PM
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Oh shut up.






If you,too, have sniffed your 3 day old cedar embers...this will put you on the greatest carousel ride in the whole wide world:






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g8B_...eature=related
that



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Old 08-02-2008, 11:00 PM
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Thank you beyond normal conditions.


I wish they had VU's Live at Max's Kansas City on youtube.
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:13 PM
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I have justed slammed down 10 sen-sen I recently purchased from the underground news stand just outside Bob's Fish Market.


I took them with a huge mouthful of cheap wine. I think it's called Grapes of Wrath.

It's pretty awful stuff.



I have no shame.





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Old 08-02-2008, 11:16 PM
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Oh boy.








That huge mouthful of wine may have been too much.


I just saw SunKing win a meaningful race.
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:21 PM
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I took Jimmy Carters advice:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JDN5J8piGQ
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:25 PM
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Gosh don't ya love that?

Please don't confront me with my failures----I'm aware of them.



Inspiration in quarter tones.
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:27 PM
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This one's hard to beat .





http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vnrg...eature=related
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:31 PM
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as I see you sit across the room...beautiful as a flowers bloom






Beautiful.























I had a gay guy at the CWD bar say that to me one night.


I grabbed a mustard container off a table and squirted the whole thing in his face.

I won't put up with that kind of stuff.
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:33 PM
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Sissy.....I mean Hossy sent me this via PM


can't quite figure the hidden message

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Old 08-02-2008, 11:36 PM
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Oh my God.




More wine!!
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:38 PM
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I think we all need a break after that one.
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:38 PM
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Oh my God.




More wine!!

you strike me as the Boones Farm type
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:39 PM
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Hey thanks loads.



If I want to vomit I'll just take a half pound of sugar floated in a big ol' jar of vinegar.
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Old 08-02-2008, 11:42 PM
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KYRIM asked me to dedicate this to you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayb0qKGEMzg
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