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03-11-2010, 08:49 PM
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My fan....uh,I mean fans have been writing wanting to know more of my current state of affairs.
So let me embellish the relish. My reign of terror continues at my new locale.Just this morning, I threatened the life of someone trying to take advantage of my good nature.Sometimes you have to make your point very clear. And believe me....she is much bigger than I am. A guy named Eddie, dubbed him Slow Eddie....don't ya know, tried sizing me up and decided he had the upper hand. He now opens doors for me. Reps travel fast....mine travels even faster.They don't mess with me down here.There are a good number of Mexicans .Most don't speak English.They try to ask me things and I have no idea what they are talking about....so I just smile and tell them it's two blocks down on the left. They seem to like that answer best.After all, they can't speak it so what difference does it make if my English answer makes no sense? For fun, I give the same answer to people asking me if I have the time in English. But most are dense, so they take that walk and look left for a clock. Hang in there...more later. Last edited by clyde : 03-11-2010 at 10:07 PM. 
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03-11-2010, 09:10 PM
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Well he sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
He's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize, He'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China, Tell me where in the world is Clydee Clevelander?
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03-13-2010, 03:03 PM
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Oh stop it.
Am going to do the Sam Phillip for you.Sterling won't give you this sort of quality; you can't always get what you want, but here---you get what you need. And so................ 1...Stephen'sGotHope. I don't. nyooooooooooooooooooooooooow thud 2...CinderTrackIf blech crinkle.. trash can 3... There I go again---God. crinkle... trash can 4...AmericanRion And Godzirra own Sherr. crinkle... trash can 5...Kidney'sAndy Hear about the happy Roman? I don't know what else to say---very uninspiring. whiiiiiirrrrrr 6...DaveInDixie keepah-keepah!! 7...Caliente'--Cigarette' El secone place-o DID to win...FineCorinthianLeather to place.
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03-13-2010, 06:01 PM
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Zen Yabba-Dabba-Doo Yatta!!!!!!!!!! She did bite you. 
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03-13-2010, 07:35 PM
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 Zen and I love you!
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03-14-2010, 06:38 PM
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There are those who give with joy, and that joy is their reward.
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03-14-2010, 06:39 PM
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03-14-2010, 08:12 PM
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I think I hear attack raccoons outside my window! 
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03-14-2010, 08:24 PM
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Hard to tell what they looked like after I blasted them with the shotgun.
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