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Any foolish person in there place should run assuming the horse is fine. Any dumb person in there place would say they aren't running because the horse has proven repeatedly that he can't beat anything on the surface. The chances of them being dumb have been ruled out. Either they are very smart - or a well timed cough made them look smart. Any smart person who has a Grade 1 winning 4yo colt with almost $2 million in earnings and a 2nd place finish in the Preakness, Whitney, and Woodward on his resume ... should NEVER say anything about a horse that would make him seem like he can't do something. Take this picture for instance .... A.) I sure as hell DO NOT own that car. B.) I sure as hell DO NOT know how to fix anything I've got all kinds of clever action photos of me doing stuff I can't do ... in one of the cooler ones I'm welding and fire is shooting up. It's my little brothers job to take them and distribute them to all of the horny 18-to-20 year old girls that like him and his band... and it's kind of worked swimmingly thrice so far. Basically, I'm Macho Again ... my little bro's a smart handler of me ... and 19 year old girls are the people who overpay for Pioneer of the Nile. Saying... "we are not running MA in the Breeders Cup because he's performed very poorly on synthetic and turf" .... is just like saying "You really should hook up with my older brother. He's real good at gambling and is always on the computer. He pretty much sucks at everything else." |
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Hey, why not include some sewing needles in the photo? |
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No, if he offerred to do that then he'd be clearly trying too hard. |
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Women are complicated creatures, aren't they? |
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My little bro's band opened for Alice Cooper a few weeks ago. |
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That's as bad as A Flock of Seagulls becoming the unofficial house band in some dive out in Upland, CA about 15 years ago. |
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This is the censored version of the pic that slays them though .... In the uncensored version .... I'm not wearing any pants. Notice the horse stairing at my junk in amazement? |
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