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Old 03-22-2007, 04:00 PM
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Default I was finger printed today.......

So I can clock in and out at work. Yes, we will now just take our index finger and press it lightly against this scan device and once it recognizes who we are (which takes less then a second) our name and ID number shows up on the screen and we can clock in or out, lunch etc

Crazy stuff for a Grocery Chain that has stores only in Ohio, Pennsylvania, West Virginia and Maryland no doubt
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Old 03-22-2007, 04:01 PM
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So I can clock in and out at work. Yes, we will now just take our index finger and press it lightly against this scan device and once it recognizes who we are (which takes less then a second) our name and ID number shows up on the screen and we can clock in or out, lunch etc

Crazy stuff for a Grocery Chain that has stores only in Ohio, Pennsylvania, West Virginia and Maryland no doubt
Yeah, I used to have to do that when I worked at Liberty Medical.
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Old 03-22-2007, 04:22 PM
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Just another chance for ""big brother"" to watch over us. How soon do you think this will be in a Federal building and a folder with your name on it ?
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:17 PM
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So I can clock in and out at work. Yes, we will now just take our index finger and press it lightly against this scan device and once it recognizes who we are (which takes less then a second) our name and ID number shows up on the screen and we can clock in or out, lunch etc

Crazy stuff for a Grocery Chain that has stores only in Ohio, Pennsylvania, West Virginia and Maryland no doubt
You'll need a passport next!
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Old 03-22-2007, 06:26 PM
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Just wait until they want to include your sperm count in that id check.
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:30 PM
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Man hard to believe you're finger-printed for clocking in at work. Unreal. Guess it beats filling out the time card thing.

I've only been finger printed once . . . that was when I bought my first handgun and got a concealed carry permit.
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:41 PM
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Already do that at my work.
So what do you stick in the scanner?
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Old 03-22-2007, 07:44 PM
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are you fuccking retarted?


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Old 03-22-2007, 07:46 PM
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You really don't want to know....Trust me.

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