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Old 09-29-2009, 03:05 PM
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I've been working a lot lately and haven't had much time to be on the computer or gamble, but decided to come back for now to share some news. I just found out a couple days ago my gf is probably pregnant, and the doctor appt. today confirmed that. I'm 23 years old and scared as hell. I've been working 7 days a week for about the past year, but have been putting my final year and a half of school off (man I wish I didn't do this now). I guess I have to man up, get back to school, and prepare for what's ahead. I know a lot of people have babies at the age of 23, but for me I still feel way to young and not ready, but I have no choice but to get ready now.
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Old 09-29-2009, 03:08 PM
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Hell that's old for a Catholic. Just remember you will become a man once child #4 is born. It says so in the Catholic Bible.
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Old 09-29-2009, 04:12 PM
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Hell that's old for a Catholic. Just remember you will become a man once child #4 is born. It says so in the Catholic Bible.

does it? i've never read the bible. i've got one around here somewhere.

hey, irish, you shoulda wrapped that rascal.
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Old 10-02-2009, 09:08 PM
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I've been working a lot lately and haven't had much time to be on the computer or gamble, but decided to come back for now to share some news. I just found out a couple days ago my gf is probably pregnant, and the doctor appt. today confirmed that. I'm 23 years old and scared as hell. I've been working 7 days a week for about the past year, but have been putting my final year and a half of school off (man I wish I didn't do this now). I guess I have to man up, get back to school, and prepare for what's ahead. I know a lot of people have babies at the age of 23, but for me I still feel way to young and not ready, but I have no choice but to get ready now.
I had a kid when I was 23 ... it was tough, but I got through it (and so will you.) Keep your chin up and know that nobody is ever REALLY ready to have a kid. You just make yourself ready. A lot of good things came out of it for me and I gather they will for you too.

Congrats!
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Old 10-02-2009, 10:06 PM
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i've spewed civilizations and universes into wads of toilet paper and latex condoms.

yet none of them will be voting in 2028.

i should have paid more attention to idiocracy.
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Old 10-02-2009, 10:09 PM
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i've spewed civilizations and universes into wads of toilet paper and latex condoms.
yet none of them will be voting in 2028.

i should have paid more attention to idiocracy.
You created polytrack?
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Old 10-03-2009, 08:02 AM
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i've spewed civilizations and universes into wads of toilet paper and latex condoms.

yet none of them will be voting in 2028.

i should have paid more attention to idiocracy.

I laughed
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Old 10-03-2009, 09:08 AM
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Hang in there, Irish. Things will work out. You'll do great.
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Old 10-06-2009, 12:50 AM
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Your gf has other options besides keeping the baby. Good luck whatever happens.
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Old 10-07-2009, 10:13 PM
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i hope you have a good job.

it looks like the kids are going to pay about 70 cents on the dollar in about 10 years.







but really, good luck!
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Old 10-07-2009, 10:31 PM
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I've been working a lot lately and haven't had much time to be on the computer or gamble, but decided to come back for now to share some news. I just found out a couple days ago my gf is probably pregnant, and the doctor appt. today confirmed that. I'm 23 years old and scared as hell. I've been working 7 days a week for about the past year, but have been putting my final year and a half of school off (man I wish I didn't do this now). I guess I have to man up, get back to school, and prepare for what's ahead. I know a lot of people have babies at the age of 23, but for me I still feel way to young and not ready, but I have no choice but to get ready now.
Wow, can't believe I missed this thread. As to what is in bold, fuc|k yeah. Please tell me this was an accident that happened with a condom and not a situation of using pull out as birth control.
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Old 10-08-2009, 05:43 PM
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Wow, can't believe I missed this thread. As to what is in bold, fuc|k yeah. Please tell me this was an accident that happened with a condom and not a situation of using pull out as birth control.
To answer the question without going into detail, what's a condom??? lol


She was on birth control so I thought I was smooth sailing but I guess that doesn't always work.
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Old 10-08-2009, 06:11 PM
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Old 10-08-2009, 06:35 PM
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To answer the question without going into detail, what's a condom??? lol


She was on birth control so I thought I was smooth sailing but I guess that doesn't always work.
I'm married and I still strap up. For now. Unless she ASSURES me that she's getting the red riv sometime real soon, i usually bag it. It's tough for me to pull out the troops and let her have the belly pond. It just feels too good.

Good luck with school and everything.
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Old 10-08-2009, 06:42 PM
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I'm married and I still strap up. For now. Unless she ASSURES me that she's getting the red riv sometime real soon, i usually bag it. It's tough for me to pull out the troops and let her have the belly pond. It just feels too good.

Good luck with school and everything.
Jesus Christ!!
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belly pond TMI
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Old 10-08-2009, 07:40 PM
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belly pond TMI
Big fan of the phrase "Belly Pond"

Good ole Declan taking it to levels only seen on the 'net. Gotta love it
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Old 10-08-2009, 07:45 PM
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Jesus Christ!!

i laughed
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Old 10-08-2009, 07:51 PM
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Big fan of the phrase "Belly Pond"

Good ole Declan taking it to levels only seen on the 'net. Gotta love it



Spread the love. Take it to the left coast next month and run with it. Just duck the oncoming slap(s). My friend Nino wasn't fortunate enough to dodge a drink a few weeks back @ Copa, although he said it to a linebacker lookin broad. Enjoy the BC trip.
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I feel like I just walked into a guy conversation that I wasn't supposed to hear....
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