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Old 10-08-2009, 08:08 PM
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I feel like I just walked into a guy conversation that I wasn't supposed to hear....
Run away. Run far far away....
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Old 10-08-2009, 08:17 PM
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I feel like I just walked into a guy conversation that I wasn't supposed to hear....
Do you like Belly ponds?

Lets here from a girls perspective
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Old 10-08-2009, 08:18 PM
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Do you like Belly ponds?

Lets here from a girls perspective
Stop it..
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Old 10-08-2009, 08:19 PM
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Stop it..
Ok
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Old 10-08-2009, 08:21 PM
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Do you like Belly ponds?
Big Brown would like to ask you the same question.
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Old 10-08-2009, 08:21 PM
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Ok
For the record you are no fun!!
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Old 10-08-2009, 08:21 PM
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Big Brown would like to ask you the same question.

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Old 10-08-2009, 08:23 PM
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Big Brown would like to ask you the same question.
Listen, I can't help that all kinds want a piece of this....
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Old 10-08-2009, 08:37 PM
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Do you like Belly ponds?

Lets here from a girls perspective
You are the definition of smooth. No wonder you can't get a piece of ass.
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Old 10-08-2009, 08:46 PM
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I'm married and I still strap up. For now. Unless she ASSURES me that she's getting the red riv sometime real soon, i usually bag it. It's tough for me to pull out the troops and let her have the belly pond. It just feels too good.

Good luck with school and everything.
This one is post of the year material.

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Spread the love. Take it to the left coast next month and run with it. Just duck the oncoming slap(s). My friend Nino wasn't fortunate enough to dodge a drink a few weeks back @ Copa, although he said it to a linebacker lookin broad. Enjoy the BC trip.
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Old 10-08-2009, 09:23 PM
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I laughed.

My friend Nino was giving us one of his "she wants me, her too, and her and her and her" rants at the Copa (a bar) on South St. a few weeks ago. We normally just go along with it and nod our heads up and down, but this time we saw a wounded elk (drunk plumper) eyeing us up. We lied and told him that she was scoping him, and gave him "the look". He went over (after a few minutes of ball breaking) and asked her if she wanted to go bar hopping with us. We decided to just stay there for the night and had this dead weight along with us. We told him to just put the moves on her or kabosh it. We were encouraging him to ask her if he could fill her belly button up with some 98.6, knowing he was knuckleheaded enough to do it. The look on her face was priceless as he was being the pig that he is. She threw a margarita on him (that he bought), grabbed her mute friend and rolled out the side door. Classic scene, but it serves him right.
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Old 10-08-2009, 09:27 PM
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You are the definition of smooth. No wonder you can't get a piece of ass.
Trust me, I guarantee that when Sighty read the post, she laughed, and knew I was half way playing around.
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Old 10-08-2009, 09:37 PM
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Trust me, I guarantee that when Sighty read the post, she laughed, and knew I was half way playing around.
Yup, I don't scare easily - besides I can like totally kick your a$$ if I wanted to.
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Old 10-08-2009, 10:01 PM
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Yup, I don't scare easily - besides I can like totally kick your a$$ if I wanted to.
Ha
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Old 10-09-2009, 08:19 AM
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I laughed.

My friend Nino was giving us one of his "she wants me, her too, and her and her and her" rants at the Copa (a bar) on South St. a few weeks ago. We normally just go along with it and nod our heads up and down, but this time we saw a wounded elk (drunk plumper) eyeing us up. We lied and told him that she was scoping him, and gave him "the look". He went over (after a few minutes of ball breaking) and asked her if she wanted to go bar hopping with us. We decided to just stay there for the night and had this dead weight along with us. We told him to just put the moves on her or kabosh it. We were encouraging him to ask her if he could fill her belly button up with some 98.6, knowing he was knuckleheaded enough to do it. The look on her face was priceless as he was being the pig that he is. She threw a margarita on him (that he bought), grabbed her mute friend and rolled out the side door. Classic scene, but it serves him right.
I think I dated that girl. Oh wait,, I think mine was a mutant......she was kind of mute too. Maybe it was her.
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