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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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26. dodgeball banned at school
27. skin care for men 28. diaper changing stations in mens restrooms 29. man bags (purses for men?!) 30. capri pants for men 31. the view 32. dr phil
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33. No shorts in the Belmont paddock.
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33. tweets
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lots of schools have banned dodge ball-playing cowboys and indians too. hell, one kid got suspended for using thumb and index finger to simulate a gun. i think he was in first grade.
as for capris, i've seen them in magazines. yikes.
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We used to love playin cowboys and indians when we were kids. Except for that poor chinese kid, he always got stuck being the cook.
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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That's the one you do with the bend wrist, no?
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Man, that was a cheap one. I apologize. |
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I watched one episode of this "show"
This piece of garbage took Jane Lynch away from a good show...Party Down. God damn this show to hell. |
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That video is fruity but this one is the lovechild of Elton John and Richard Simmons...
http://www.doobybrain.com/2010/05/09...n-dance-craze/ |
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So that's how they get all the white women...
Thanks for the peek behind the curtain, Pants. |
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The next DT horse should be named Dick Slang. And when he breaks his maiden at Churchill the video department needs to play that vid.
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Let me give it to you STRAIGHT, from one OSU grad to allegedly another. First, before you try interpreting other posts, try to get your arms around that little teaser called sarcasm. Secondly, not only is that video totally gay, it totally sucks. Besides being Lance Bass gay, it's especially Lance Bass bad. That's the reason it was ripped. (The fact the 'performers' were all clad in Ohio State t-shirts almost caused me to vomit on the boa I was wearing.) Last edited by Kasept : 05-13-2010 at 05:08 AM. |
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Fair enough. "Logistical masterpiece" might have been going overboard. Simple "choreography" might have sufficed. Really, I was trying to be light the entire time. My sense of humor is kind of dry.
Vol Jack, upon re-reading what I wrote, it kind of comes across as me playing a little too rough. Man, I'm just trying to clown you, sports bar argument-style. I apologize. |
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34. Feeling you have to apologize on Internet message boards because you suspect you might have come across as an ass.
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35. Electric cars.
36. Trans-fat bans. 37. Diet beer. 38. Temporary tattoos.
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39. Smoking bans
40. Wine bars 41. Concerts by people who dont even have their own songs 42. safety whips 43. Pasties 44. Smart Cars |
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