Bucks - Page 9

Mortimer · #**161** 01-14-2008, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Did you watch the Golden Globes, sissy?

I don't even know what they are.

But AMERICA'S TEAM!! knows it has the most Heismans

And congress as well as voting fans know who plays in AMERICA'S GAME!!

And it ain't the great Rust Bowl!

#**162** 01-14-2008, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Try 798 and .714 on for size ,too.

And when you admit no secy team can beat that...I'll toss in Michigan's just to thoroughly embarrass you.

STOP WITH CORNCOB!!

YOU STINK!!

Look you can take any SEC school outside of the Mississippis and Vanderbilt and put them in the Big 10 and they'd average in the .700's consistently. That stat is horrendously irrelevant when you put some rational thought into it. But rational thought and Big 10 fans don't go hand in hand. Hey retards, you have 11 teams now.

#**163** 01-14-2008, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

I don't even know what they are.

But AMERICA'S TEAM!! knows it has the most Heismans

And congress as well as voting fans know who plays in AMERICA'S GAME!!

And it ain't the great Rust Bowl!

Yeah and Congressmen also have an affinity for Airport bathrooms too, so it's a given they'd appreciate Ohio State.

#**164** 01-14-2008, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

This is the worst thread ever. The thread where King Glorious thinks Indian Blessing is a legit Derby contender is close. but this is the worst.

I don't think you're giving merasmag enough credit.

Mortimer · #**165** 01-14-2008, 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Look you can take any SEC school outside of the Mississippis and Vanderbilt and put them in the Big 10 and they'd average in the .700's consistently. That stat is horrendously irrelevant when you put some rational thought into it. But rational thought and Big 10 fans don't go hand in hand. Hey retards, you have 11 teams now.

===

The historical record defies you,....more dreams and no facts.

Do you want your performances over the last 20 years?

Mortimer · #**166** 01-14-2008, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

This is the worst thread ever. The thread where King Glorious thinks Indian Blessing is a legit Derby contender is close. but this is the worst.

Hossy...shush.

Remember....I have been to the worst horsey site of all time.

OK?

Cajungator26 · #**167** 01-14-2008, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by I AM A CLOSET IRISH FAN

I don't even know what they are.

But AMERICA'S TEAM!! knows it has the most Heismans

And congress as well as voting fans know who plays in AMERICA'S GAME!!

And it ain't the great Rust Bowl!

Morty? Is that you?

#**168** 01-14-2008, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

===

The historical record defies you,....more dreams and no facts.

Do you want your performances over the last 20 years?

You can. But then I'll pull out my two BCS championship bets and just laugh.

An adjusted line. Haha! Regular season win percentages, Heismans, Baton Boys..LOL.

#**169** 01-14-2008, 06:58 PM

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Mortimer · #**170** 01-14-2008, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

I'm telling Carla what you said.

GOOD!

Also tell her I don't remember who she is!

#**171** 01-14-2008, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Hossy...shush.

Remember....I have been to the worst horsey site of all time.

OK?

Are you talking about FaceDisadvantage?

Mortimer · #**172** 01-14-2008, 07:00 PM

Yes Mini Pants.

Renown as The Best Damn Band in the Land.

Do you have one of those??

Can your band do script alabamy without looking like a huge pretzel???

Mortimer · #**173** 01-14-2008, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Sir,

Do not get snotty with me.

Sir...I believe you got snotty with me first.

And no returns...by the way.

#**174** 01-14-2008, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Yes Mini Pants.

Renown as The Best Damn Band in the Land.

Do you have one of those??

Can your band do script alabamy without looking like a huge pretzel???

That's just beyond defensible, Morty. How can you defend a band with a baton boy?

Mortimer · #**175** 01-14-2008, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

That's just beyond defensible, Morty. How can you defend a band with a baton boy?

Well we don't wear Baton Rouge.

Mortimer · #**176** 01-14-2008, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Are you talking about FaceDisadvantage?

WORSE.

Mortimer · #**177** 01-14-2008, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Morty? Is that you?

PINOCCHIO???

Mortimer · #**178** 01-14-2008, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

You can. But then I'll pull out my two BCS championship bets and just laugh.

An adjusted line. Haha! Regular season win percentages, Heismans, Baton Boys..LOL.

Laugh at this....the BT will beat you that way...and at your nc's as well.

#**179** 01-14-2008, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

Laugh at this....the BT will beat you that way...and at your nc's as well.

No individual team in the BLT will beat Alabama's NC record. HOO-AH!!

Cajungator26 · #**180** 01-14-2008, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer

PINOCCHIO???

Nope... only three lies away. Oh what the hell, I might as well be him.

Lie #1:

Ohio State deserved to be in the National Championship.

Lie #2:

Even though they lost, Ohio State was the better team.

Lie #3:

Les Miles is going to Michigan. He has to be. Morty says he is.