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Old 10-17-2010, 07:20 PM
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I did the U's and V's earlier---right?
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Old 10-17-2010, 07:28 PM
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Have you done the G's yet?
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Old 10-17-2010, 08:04 PM
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Very funny.



Of course I did.
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Old 10-17-2010, 08:34 PM
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snookie want smoooosh smoooosh
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Old 10-17-2010, 08:40 PM
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snookie want smoooosh smoooosh


rule-eng en leff-eng!!





ror!! ...what the fucl< does that mean!?
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Old 10-18-2010, 02:22 AM
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snookie want smoooosh smoooosh


rule-eng en leff-eng!!





ror!! ...what the fucl< does that mean!?
HA I knew you were old.
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Old 10-18-2010, 02:57 AM
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And this is a surprise?

Have you not read my memoirs in 10509?



But I think and am,in fact,younger than 12.

I won't say how much younger.






And fucl< you, by the way.
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Old 10-18-2010, 02:59 PM
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I performed my first obscene buzzing today...it was only an itty bitty obscene,but still counts.


I alos got my first haircut in over 4 months.My locks were beautiful,but bed hair was getting ridiculous.I had it done at the Wolfy Den.Also had my claws taken back abut an inch and my pud shaved amd tip frosted.


I got a fur bath n' brush,too.

I am ssssso pretty!!
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Old 10-18-2010, 03:13 PM
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Dear Friend Ralphy,


Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you showed at the
course of the Uk Online Lotto Winning cheque shipment to your
location,I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of
$950,000USD (Nine Hundred And Fifty Thousand United States Dollars).

I have authorized the finance house where I deposited the money to issue you
international certified bank draft cashable at your bank.
My dear Friend,I will like you to contact the CEO in charge of the finance house
for the collection of this international certified bank draft.

The name of the Person with your Cheque is MR RIP OFFENSHMAUSER PLAY
COMPENSATION AND FINANCE HOUSE HEAD OFFICE
CONTACT AGENT : MR MICHEAL PLAY
Email: michaelplay93@yahoo.fr
Finance and Security House United Kingdom Deposit Firm FSH Towers Chelsea T45H
U.K. At the moment,I am very busy at Sydney,Australia because of the investment
projects which myself and my new partner MR MICHEAL PLAY of CTL Company are
having at hand.

Finally, remember that I have forwarded instruction to MR RIP OFFENSHMAUSER at the
finance house on your behalf to send the bank draft to you as soon as you
contact him without delay. Please I will like you to accept this token with good
faith as this is from the bottom of my heart.

Thanks and God bless you and your family.My sincere advice to you as a christian
is that you should endeavour to pay your tithe to a bible believing church when
you get the money because i noticed it as a fudiciary agent that you were
skeptical about your winnings when you were been ask by the Uk lotto Agency Inc
to file out a claim for your prize.
And now the current policy of the Lotto organiser is that if an emerged
winner fails to claim up his/her winning cheque of $950,000USDOLARS it's now
mandatory that this fund can be remitted or forfeited to the fudiciary in charge
of this winners file.

1. Full Names:
2. Residential Address:
3. Phone Number:
4. Fax Number:
5. Occupation:
6. Sex:
7. Age :
8. Nationality:
9. Present Country:
10.Color of pud frosting
11.Name of pud

However, I want you to contact him immediately as soon as you receive this
information because he is leaving for the US by the end of this month and this
might cost a delayment for you to receive this draft. Hope to hear from you
soon.

Yours Faithfully

Mr. Robin Urhows

Compensator Officer








so beautiful
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Old 10-18-2010, 04:46 PM
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I knew living a good clean life would pay off for me!

Sighty & Debodeb & Gooey & Franny get ready we are going on my G6 to a place where topless bathing is the norm...


and party http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm8yT...eature=related
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Old 10-18-2010, 08:30 PM
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They have left the picturesque confines of the SnowyWoods,Ralphy.



None of them deserve our attention.

They are nothing more than vapid witches...every one of them.
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Old 10-18-2010, 08:47 PM
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no picts of taters huh...
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Old 10-18-2010, 08:53 PM
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Ah got nuttin'....they're piglets.
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Old 10-18-2010, 08:57 PM
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ET

my very good friend and esternal Board Buddy...offers good ideas,but lacks killer instinct..calls Stevie names--which is good
Goddamity! No killer instinct?

Will you be offering any tootelage? And thanks of course.
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Old 10-18-2010, 09:03 PM
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Goddamity! No killer instinct?

Will you be offering any tootelage? And thanks of course.

!!


fr&l-a!





Of course.

Observe my dismantling of Honula in the political room.I am destroying her wall....brick by brick.
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Old 10-18-2010, 09:06 PM
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ET...never mind.



Don't go there.
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Old 10-18-2010, 09:12 PM
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ET...never mind.



Don't go there.
No, no my friend, it is a topic which can't be avoided. She is a formidable foe.

Nerdy Trail question of the day, what do Charles Barkley and Clyde's nutz have in common?
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Old 10-18-2010, 09:17 PM
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neither has been seen by the women of the nerdy trail?
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Old 10-18-2010, 09:18 PM
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No, no my friend, it is a topic which can't be avoided. She is a formidable foe.

Nerdy Trail question of the day, what do Charles Barkley and Clyde's nutz have in common?
phooey!






spray!!!!
ror!



stop it!







The witch is mine.
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Old 10-18-2010, 09:23 PM
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She is but mere pus.sy...I mean putty in my hands now.

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