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Old 07-12-2007, 02:26 PM
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No it was not.

She is a witch.





May I dust you?

I have to go take care of some horses now but I shall be back tonight. I look forward to being dusted.
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Old 07-12-2007, 02:36 PM
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I have to go take care of some horses now but I shall be back tonight. I look forward to being dusted.




And a fine dusting it shall be,Deb.













=;>
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Old 07-12-2007, 02:51 PM
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Really though...BURP......oh excuse me.Pepsi and a store bought salmon pattie with ketchup just don't mix well.





Anyhooo...I must be very popular and well liked.Who eslse could get away with all this and not receive a doomsday dart? Aren't you people complaining about me?


Don't you have any pride?








God.








Come on now...Steve......please. I am asking you. Arty did it for me at another place....why can't you?


Dannie...aren't you writing?

What about you...Diaper?

Sightie-Poo?....Suffspoon I mean fork Girl?




EddebeAbbey?







If TommyNoChance married ThebbyTwoTimes she would be ThebbyNoChance.








I don't know where that came from...but it did.
I prefer Pepsi over Coke.
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Old 07-12-2007, 02:56 PM
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I prefer Pepsi over Coke.
I know ya do baby.










Stretch your thinking on PreparationH.
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Old 07-12-2007, 03:01 PM
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I know ya do baby.










Stretch your thinking on PreparationH.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you think it works, then perhaps I will try it if I ever grow em like you've got em.
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Old 07-12-2007, 03:03 PM
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If you think it works, then perhaps I will try it if I ever grow em like you've got em.


BeeHived...I mean Hooved.




But what I was......








...phooey....never mind.
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Old 07-12-2007, 03:22 PM
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I will be leaving after tonights DebbieDusting.





I have decided to turn on my pm feature for those wishing to bid personal good byes.

I hope that's not a mistake.


Chris Hansen WILL be screening them.
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Old 07-12-2007, 03:27 PM
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I will be leaving after tonights DebbieDusting.





I have decided to turn on my pm feature for those wishing to bid personal good byes.

I hope that's not a mistake.


Chris Hansen WILL be screening them.
Don't go, Morty!
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Old 07-12-2007, 08:20 PM
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Don't go, Morty!

DITTO!
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Old 07-12-2007, 08:45 PM
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Too kind...entirely too kind ...but I must do this thing.


Are you ready to be dusted Deb?














Wait a minute.















Doggone it.












Are you ready to be dusted.......Deb?
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Old 07-12-2007, 08:47 PM
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Thank you so much.

And I will.


It's on Sprint and they dropped me yesterday anyways.
You with bad credit, who would have guessed?


OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Ernst Jünger has spoken!!
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Old 07-12-2007, 08:50 PM
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You with bad credit, who would have guessed?


OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Ernst Jünger has spoken!!


Well no.

I called them 500 times last month ...they don't like that anymore.







But you keep trying to get back at me in your Wiley Coyote way.

It's fun to watch.
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Old 07-12-2007, 08:54 PM
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You are also very funny.
















Not really
We are on the precifice of a clusterfu*k............
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You are also very funny.



Not really







Lawyers....whattaya gonna do?




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Old 07-12-2007, 08:55 PM
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Too kind...entirely too kind ...but I must do this thing.


Are you ready to be dusted Deb?










Wait a minute.















Doggone it.












Are you ready to be dusted.......Deb?





I am ready Mort.
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Old 07-12-2007, 08:59 PM
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Well no.

I called them 500 times last month ...they don't like that anymore.







But you keep trying to get back at me in your Wiley Coyote way.

It's fun to watch.

Uh huh...

No need to hide your misguided financial ways...

Honesty is the best policy...

I do hope to bump into you at Saratoga...

If you can leave that troglodytical lifestyle you live...
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Old 07-12-2007, 09:02 PM
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Lawyers....whattaya gonna do?
Unemployed, lonely souls...

What are you gonna do?



Sad how many come to your defense...

I should leave you alone...

Take pity on you...
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Old 07-12-2007, 09:05 PM
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Alrighty then Deb!!




Let us begin.





Let me see....your hair isn't too bad. A few seconds dusting...and my famous Featherhands dust fluff. You'll look swell!



dustdustdust



fluff fluff fluff







Ah...ya look good Deb.





Oh my.....your chestal area is really dusty....tsktsktsk.


I'm going to have my asst. Mr. Scissorhands help me first.

Eddie......remove those...those silly clothes from Debs top.



snipsnipsnipsnipsnip




Thanks Eddie....and now I dust.








dustdustdustdustdust

Ever been to Nipple..UPS!!...I mean Nepal Deb?

dustdustdustdustdsut

They have nice mounds..I mean mountains there.

dustdustdustdsutdustdustdust







Ah...that felt...I mean looks good!








Now where do we dust?







Oh...looky down there!









=:>








Now hold still Deb....Eddie...you know what to do.





snipsnipsnipsnipsnip




Good job!!






And now for more dustng down here....hold still Deb.






dustdustdustdustdust



MAAAAAA'AM!!...please....be still.







dustdustdustdustdustdustdust....this is fun!!....dustdustdustdust








TICKEE-TICKEE



ror!

I'm such a card.






dustdsutdsutdsutdsutdustdustdust




oh boy









dustdustdustdustdustdustdustdustdustdust







Ah!....all done!












I hope you enjoed your dusting ma'am.

It was a pleasure to serve you.
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Old 07-12-2007, 09:09 PM
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I think you should take yourself a bit more seriously.
















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I think you should change your screen name to "mortymark" or "morty security guard."
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Old 07-12-2007, 09:09 PM
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