Well Now - Page 74

Mortimer · #**1461** 07-12-2007, 11:35 AM

Really though...BURP......oh excuse me.Pepsi and a store bought salmon pattie with ketchup just don't mix well.

Anyhooo...I must be very popular and well liked.Who eslse could get away with all this and not receive a doomsday dart? Aren't you people complaining about me?

Don't you have any pride?

God.

Come on now...Steve......please. I am asking you. Arty did it for me at another place....why can't you?

Dannie...aren't you writing?

What about you...Diaper?

Sightie-Poo?....Suffspoon I mean fork Girl?

EddebeAbbey?

If TommyNoChance married ThebbyTwoTimes she would be ThebbyNoChance.

I don't know where that came from...but it did.

Mortimer · #**1462** 07-12-2007, 11:48 AM

WAIT! WAIT!

Steve...just before it happens...could you post in here something like....uh...maybe a code.

Just say the man in the grey suit has 10 minutes.

I'll know what that means.

I want to say good bye to Thebby.

Thank you so much.

paisjpq · #**1463** 07-12-2007, 11:49 AM

so sweet....

Mortimer · #**1464** 07-12-2007, 11:52 AM

..garsh and shucky darn.......g'wan.....

paisjpq · #**1465** 07-12-2007, 11:54 AM

much better than the grouch that was around yesterday

Mortimer · #**1466** 07-12-2007, 11:56 AM

Thebby...I wasn't grouchy...really. I was and still am wanting the doomsday dart.

It's just hard to be this character.

I mean..I'm a great actor....no question....but this has been my most challenging role.

paisjpq · #**1467** 07-12-2007, 11:58 AM

even the greatest actors get burned out and tired of being type-cast....take a vacation (maybe go to thistleydowns) and come back refreshed....no need to move out entirely....

Mortimer · #**1468** 07-12-2007, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq

even the greatest actors get burned out and tired of being type-cast....take a vacation (maybe go to thistleydowns) and come back refreshed....no need to move out entirely....

ror!!

But you may be right.

Believe me being a sex symbol is not easy.

I guess it has to be this way. If Steve won't do it....I will have to commit what is essentially a board suicide.

It will be hard not to come back and look at some of these crazy people. It will be very hard,but that may be my only option since my "good friend" Steve won't do a darned thing here.

But I will leave a note and will say good bye to the most beautiful internet girl I have ever known....whcih ,of course, is you.

paisjpq · #**1469** 07-12-2007, 12:10 PM

kissy-poo.

Mortimer · #**1470** 07-12-2007, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq

kissy-poo.

ror! ( I think that's her euphemization of BARF!! )

KISSY-POO!!!

Mortimer · #**1471** 07-12-2007, 01:47 PM

Phooey.

If you want something done right you have to do it yourself.

I will write my suicide note tonight and then hang myself via my wireless phone.

I will also bid my final farewell personally to Thebby.

This also gives Debbie one more chance.

Oh...if any of you have a problem with my making light of suicide.....just don't fucl<in' bug me about it...ok?

(But I was wrong about the other thing ,Thebby. You were right and I apologize.)

paisjpq · #**1472** 07-12-2007, 02:04 PM

I know you are....and it was no big deal....be careful with your wireless phone OK?

Rileyoriley · #**1473** 07-12-2007, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mortyfeatherhands

Oh we have a funny lady stopping by.

I forgot how funny Debby Youngman can be.

Yes sir Deb...that was a real rib cracker all right. Here are some pies 4 u...OOOOOOOOOOO.

Now GO TO BED!

Sorry I could not play last night. Storms came through and we lost power.

Rileyoriley · #**1474** 07-12-2007, 02:07 PM

[quote=mortyfeatherhands]Well Debbie stopped by this morning to make an offiicial measurement.

11.35 inches.

And she knew just what to do.

I thought that Great Dane looked familiar this morning. Wasn't too cooperative with the blow dryer though.