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Old 07-11-2007, 01:54 PM
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Thebby..just get this over with.


I want to be darted for life.






Please...I would appreciate it.
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:58 PM
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I would hope everyone drops the sexual innuendo for the future because obvioulsy none of you know what to do....because you have very little experience.



So let's not act grown up and well knowing...because you aren't.









Your donkey horse is going to be embarrassed today as well.
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Old 07-11-2007, 01:58 PM
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Morty, It would appear that you may be suffering from the blue pill side effect that they warn about in the commercials....it has been more than four hours and you did not get medical attention now did you... perhaps the gray matter between your ears is lacking adequate blood flow...

If you really want to be darted then just go and dart yourself...just ask yourself one question... do you feel lucky?...well do ya?
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:00 PM
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Morty, It would appear that you may be suffering from the blue pill side effect that they warn about in the commercials....it has been more than four hours and you did not get medical attention now did you... perhaps the gray matter between your ears is lacking adequate blood flow...

If you really want to be darted then just go and dart yourself...just ask yourself one question... do you feel lucky?...well do ya?

Oh that was good,Dave.




OOOOOOOOO



If I am disallowed entrance the temptation to observe rookies going doo-dah over a donkey would be removed.



Are you happy now?
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:06 PM
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I guess I'm immotral.



I am pretty doggone disappointed.








If I am alowed entry when I return to see the result of Someonepullme's pitiful display of racing ....it will get MUCH worse.
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:08 PM
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That is you today Morty! Bad Boy!

Not big enough....rookie.
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:10 PM
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Do you want me to say it Morty? I really don't wish too since I promised Steve, I would be good and play nice with you.

Anti and I will dub you "Horny Morty" and let your insults go about how we know nothing. You just wish we would show you.
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:14 PM
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Ya forgot to put in his hands!
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:15 PM
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Ridiculous.
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:16 PM
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Do you want me to say it Morty? I really don't wish too since I promised Steve, I would be good and play nice with you.

Anti and I will dub you "Horny Morty" and let your insults go about how we know nothing. You just wish we would show you.
Well you can't so what's the point?
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:16 PM
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Ya forgot to put in his hands!



Like DaddyDearest?
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:16 PM
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Ya forgot to put in his hands!

lol I cant paint feathers!

Eventhough today they are more like knives
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Ridiculous.


pun?



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Old 07-11-2007, 02:23 PM
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I will make sure to tell Daddydearest that you are extremely jealous!
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Old 07-11-2007, 02:52 PM
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Has Someonepushme lost yet?
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Has Someonepushme lost yet?

GOOOO FOOOO
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Old 07-11-2007, 03:02 PM
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Too kind.

I have more.





Do you think MommyDearest and DannieFig are making out to relieve the tension?
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Old 07-11-2007, 03:03 PM
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I come back from an appt and this is what I have to read? Morty!

I know you can do better than this.

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Old 07-11-2007, 03:06 PM
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I come back from an appt and this is what I have to read? Morty!

I know you can do better than this.


Well I thought you could,too













But noooooOOOOOO.
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Old 07-11-2007, 03:15 PM
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Morty,what has you so agitated???...are you taking life too seriously???
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