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Old 03-20-2007, 06:01 PM
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We've sparred enough....truce.



Very good ,sir.
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:04 PM
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Ma'am...



..Pias or whatever your name is....please forgive me.







I have been told that I "must be punished".


Please straighten this out because ,as you know, this was all fun and games and I really think your swell sohurryupandforgivemebeforeIgetmyazzkicked!
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:07 PM
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Ma'am...



..Pias or whatever your name is....please forgive me.







I have been told that I "must be punished".


Please straighten this out because ,as you know, this was all fun and games and I really think your swell sohurryupandforgivemebeforeIgetmyazzkicked!
I warned you I might find someone to defend my honor...

I'll give this some thought...and it's Bethani
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:08 PM
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Ok, ok... I'll turn you back into the frog. But I really liked that slimy kiss! DOH!!!
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Check your face in the morning.
You'll just have to take my word for it, but my face won't be slimy.
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:01 PM
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I think this may be Morty's best, and longest, first day ever. Nobody threatened his life....surprising. HE didn't threaten anyone's life....shocking. At least two women seemed to like him...........remarkable. He was only booted once...............OK I helped there....so not so remarkable.




Wow, I see you even managed to get in a fight defending your beloved Ohio State. And, even more incredibly, you defended yourself with at least mildly good points.



Four hours left....but Morty is definitely on a roll.
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:01 PM
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I have been told that I "must be punished".

No one ever punished me when I signed a couple months ago, but I have noticed this site polices itself very well!!!

So, who the hell are YOU Mort?

I'm no one important, I live in StL, just a big racing fan...I have no ties to the racing industry other than as a player. And now a 1/5,000th owner of a horse with other DTers.
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:14 PM
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I think this may be Morty's best, and longest, first day ever. Nobody threatened his life....surprising. HE didn't threaten anyone's life....shocking. At least two women seemed to like him...........remarkable. He was only booted once...............OK I helped there....so not so remarkable.




Wow, I see you even managed to get in a fight defending your beloved Ohio State. And, even more incredibly, you defended yourself with at least mildly good points.



Four hours left....but Morty is definitely on a roll.
The funniest thing is... TB is normally an Ohio State homer himself. Those damn Buckeyes have quite the fanbase. Come on over to the other side of green, fellas...

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Old 03-20-2007, 07:28 PM
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I warned you I might find someone to defend my honor...

I'll give this some thought...and it's Bethani
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I'll bet you paid smartly for it though.



Please come through for me Thebani.
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:29 PM
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You'll just have to take my word for it, but my face won't be slimy.
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Warts ma'am..

...check for warts.
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:31 PM
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You'll just have to take my word for it, but my face won't be slimy.
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Warts ma'am..

...check for warts.
Yawn. Is that all you got?
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:32 PM
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I think this may be Morty's best, and longest, first day ever. Nobody threatened his life....surprising. HE didn't threaten anyone's life....shocking. At least two women seemed to like him...........remarkable. He was only booted once...............OK I helped there....so not so remarkable.




Wow, I see you even managed to get in a fight defending your beloved Ohio State. And, even more incredibly, you defended yourself with at least mildly good points.



Four hours left....but Morty is definitely on a roll.









Mr. BlackThroat...sir.



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....I also have YOUR phone number
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:33 PM
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No one ever punished me when I signed a couple months ago, but I have noticed this site polices itself very well!!!

So, who the hell are YOU Mort?

I'm no one important, I live in StL, just a big racing fan...I have no ties to the racing industry other than as a player. And now a 1/5,000th owner of a horse with other DTers.

I enjoyed your reply..



...very much so.








I work for youbetwhat!!!?
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:35 PM
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I enjoyed your reply..



...very much so.








I work for youbetwhat!!!?
Very well, keep it clean and come out boxing.
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:38 PM
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I warned you I might find someone to defend my honor...

I'll give this some thought...and it's Bethani
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I'll bet you paid smartly for it though.



Please come through for me Thebani.
first one is comped...at least that is what the secretary told me.
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:40 PM
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Mr. BlackThroat...sir.



Remember something.......












....I also have YOUR phone number


Sad but true.
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:42 PM
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Sad but true.
Odds it is changed in the near future?
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:42 PM
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first one is comped...at least that is what the secretary told me.
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You should know that's no secretary.

That's Belky.




And he always lies.






Nice meeting you...I am done now.

Actually I fear ca-ca bucket.

He gets easily aroused and then becomes violent.








But now I do what all brave message board detectives do.









































I must hide.
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:36 PM
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Will someone PLEASE tell me how to turn off thses friggin' post reply allerts sent to your e-mail?


Believe me..

...Steve does not know.
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:39 PM
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Will someone PLEASE tell me how to turn off thses friggin' post reply allerts sent to your e-mail?


Believe me..

...Steve does not know.
you can do it yourself or I can do it for you...what's your pleasure?
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:43 PM
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you can do it yourself or I can do it for you...what's your pleasure?
nevermind, I just fixed it for you...you can thank me later.
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