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Old 12-15-2010, 05:25 AM
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What I can't understand is why the dual exhausts RockTard and Indian Jalopy,for example, are allowed in the smart threads....yet I am not.


Even ae dingbat is allowed there and he shouldn't even be allowed here!!


Stevie...I won't brownie up to you like the other doorknobs here.

I won't do it to Randy and I won't do it to you.

I mean you can dart me ( don't ya just love that Rory Gallagher song?On my fourth or fifth replay on it---yup) for saying as much...I just don't get it!!



You have this "suppossed" newbe HairClog jump on and make a Self Autopsy Kit of himself...and he isn't quick darted





(Really...I really mean this.

Is it me????

It's him...right?)


sharp post. really.



duel exhausts,
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Old 12-15-2010, 11:34 AM
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Thanks so much...really,really.




But next time...no more Mr.NiceGuy.
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Old 12-15-2010, 12:08 PM
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I'm so sentimental..sniff.

I can be like a tree just dripping sap.








Which reminds me.That run to Kent where I passed the old place I lived...at least the ground it was once on.I recall this girl my sister set me up with.Funny, nice girl....HUGE boo bees...HUGE.Had to be in the 42-44 range.

Them's Himalayas man!!



Long story knockdown....came back to the place late at night.Having all sorts of fun with her,only to find out she's a virgin and "please,only for the one I marry." That's true! Those things do happen.

But she said to get some lube and she would let me doo dah her between the boo bees.

I'd never done that and it sounded like a weirding out thing, but I was too far gone so...ah did.



And I shot her right between the eyes.




!!!!...sssso funny! She SCREAMED and said .."GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF ME!!


I funny ran for a towel..laughing hard (why-I don't know.)

I swear it really got her right between the eyes.




So....I better stop reminiscing.
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Old 12-15-2010, 02:27 PM
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It's these uncontrollable outspurts ....err outbursts.... that may be hindering your lofty appeal



















Steevie won't put up with this in the smarty threads
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Old 12-15-2010, 02:31 PM
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Simply put;I've been double muffed.



The piss of death.

I hate them.
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Old 12-15-2010, 02:53 PM
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Stevie won't matter hark me.


He will scatter dart me.







It's the only way in to get out.
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Old 12-15-2010, 04:11 PM
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Everyone must be out Clydey notshopping.


I really don't want to washy clothesy.

But I must not.






Tonight..in the night,when it's dark;RareMuff gooses statues in the park.
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Old 12-15-2010, 07:27 PM
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Nicholas Ten Toes and KGB both celebrating birthdays today.


This must be noted here for the finah folks that cannot view the "other parts" of Steevie's Wasteland...





I shalll offer up a sweet rendition in honor of their mad phat handicappin' skillz:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiK5st6CDYQ
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Old 12-15-2010, 07:37 PM
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Nicly TenToes??

Whoa.




Anyhoo...HappyBirthday to KGB and ET.
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Old 12-15-2010, 07:41 PM
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I ferget how kickass Uriah Heep was

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLCq9...eature=related
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Old 12-15-2010, 07:58 PM
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Thank God I didn't.
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Old 12-15-2010, 08:14 PM
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Thank God I didn't.
Nice comeback. You are frazzled for some apparent reason. Was your mother a pinball machine?
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Old 12-15-2010, 08:18 PM
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Now,now...don't go Ralphy on me here.
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Old 12-15-2010, 08:18 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRkA6zugNMQ
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Old 12-15-2010, 08:26 PM
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All ahm sayin'.... Play from the heart....Victory thread...seems this place needed a little tighten'in up... that's all...
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Old 12-15-2010, 08:29 PM
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Rudy, you just unearthed what I couldn't find.


The sucker of satan's co.ck.

This what happens when a ton of hyperbole is mixed with a pound of frustration.
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Old 12-15-2010, 08:38 PM
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I gotta agree with RudyRudyRudy

Take over control will ya!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Fe4dk0Jtcw
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Old 12-15-2010, 09:01 PM
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just awful
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Old 12-15-2010, 09:09 PM
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^^^^^ Busy Covering Short Positions
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Old 12-15-2010, 09:09 PM
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Everyone keeps making me pause Ah Wonder Who for garbage!!


Garbage!!!!






But anyways....I just made a great ear to feel thing.

I'll paste that song again.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Iypw...eature=related

Go to or close to 8:54.


Don't those several notes before the finish sound like perking Sighty's boo bees before they peak?
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