Well Now - Page 59

Mortimer · #**1161** 04-17-2007, 02:03 PM

tum-tee-tum-tee-tum....

...blech.

Fairly boring here right now.

I feel a Bill Dullest attack coming on.

Perhaps tonight.

I still think von Windbag has invaded.

I enjoy reading all the derby frenzy going on.

No I don't.

paisjpq · #**1162** 04-17-2007, 02:04 PM

cheer up mort...only like 10 more weeks of triple crown stuff....

Mortimer · #**1163** 04-17-2007, 02:12 PM

Yes.

I may opt for hernia implantation.

paisjpq · #**1164** 04-17-2007, 05:13 PM

toss up between that and a lobotomy.

paisjpq · #**1165** 04-17-2007, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Posters rushing to this thread.

you did.

Mortimer · #**1166** 04-17-2007, 05:18 PM

DaHauschery-anator.

Mekin' copies.

Mortimer · #**1167** 04-17-2007, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Well done Morty. Thebby, I just put you on ignore forever. I can no longer see what you post.

She likes it that way.

paisjpq · #**1168** 04-17-2007, 05:40 PM

lets test this...hossy's phone number is...PM me for details

paisjpq · #**1169** 04-17-2007, 05:48 PM

ah-ha!

Cajungator26 · #**1170** 04-17-2007, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698

Thebby on ignore. Starting now. And those of you that would like her phone number, feel free to PM me. But only if you threaten me first, those are the only PM's I care for.

I'll have 'O' brought over immediately.

paisjpq · #**1171** 04-17-2007, 05:51 PM

hmmm, hossy must have me on ignore...I wonder if anyone might like his home address along with his phone number...I know Morty did.

paisjpq · #**1172** 04-17-2007, 05:56 PM

can someone tell hossy that I have him on ignore also...I don't want him thinking he has the upper hand in our little game....please also ask him to re-read the code of conduct...I'm thinkin a refresher course is not a bad idea.

Mortimer · #**1173** 04-17-2007, 05:56 PM

Oh boy.

It's horsey story time.

I once stopped with someone else on a country road to look at a very old grave yard.

I enjoy looking at the dates and find it so amazing to see these weathered markers going back to the late 1700's. You almost relive through their names and dates on those stone markers....for a snippet or two anyway.

But the thing is it was right next to a fenced pasture and my attention was interrupted by two big ol' horseys dashing right at us. I was raised in the city so this scene kind of scared me as I thought they may attack,but I wanted to appear brave.

Well they did stop at the fence,but obviously wanted something from us.....so I began to what I would call gently petting the one creature. The swine snarfed and shook his head wildly and scared me half to death.

We quickly concluded the flies were causing them itchy attacks so we commenced to really rubbing and scratching their necks and heads very hard.

Let me tell you these are really solid beasts.

They would have enjoyed that going on forever ,but I didn't have that sort of time and I do believe they felt stiffed by us because we did not stay all day and night.

I'm an interesting guy....aye?