Well Now

[Mortimer]

Well everyone replying at one time seems to be jamming the circuits here.


I'm just going to thank my fan...I mean fans and wish you the best.




Thanking you and wishing you the best,
Mortimer

[Mortimer]

I'm having a very good day!

[paisjpq]

you seem to be making a fresh start...but there is still room for improvement 2nd off the layoff

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

you seem to be making a fresh start...but there is still room for improvement 2nd off the layoff

God knows you've always been there for me Thebby.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

God knows you've always been there for me Thebby.

god knows I have little choice

[Mortimer]

A little too quick on the comeback.

And too good.





There goes my day.

[paisjpq]

have you been bad?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

have you been bad?

Absolutely not.


I even complimented Eddabee Abby.

[paisjpq]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Absolutely not.


I even complimented Eddabee Abby.

I saw that...you sure it was a compliment?

[paisjpq]

pssst....mort?


lets let the dead rest in peas K?

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

I saw that...you sure it was a compliment?

It really was...I hope she soon understands my good intentions.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

pssst....mort?


lets let the dead rest in peas K?

=;>

[Mortimer]

K-DERBY ALERT



I write this every year.

I'm not the only one who has done so.



Horseys jsut past 3 years old...lightly raced anymore...in the biggest sporting event under 2mins. and 10 secs. in the USA. Racing against a mass of other horseys which make the track look like an 1880's parking lot.Trainers and onwers trying to get their horseys psychotic for the Big One...doing the same to the jockeys. I would guess the horseys take this pressure better than the jockeys.Over 100,000 People in the stands on benzedrene and other mind altering drugs ( more so with the team of 5000 prognosticaters....and even more so with a few of the horseys))....more cameras than a reality show....18-20 hosreys in the starting gate...the bell rings and the squamish is on.










And you fools are going to try and pick the winner!!!!!!!!!!!!??

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

K-DERBY ALERT



I write this every year.

I'm not the only one who has done so.



Horseys jsut past 3 years old...lightly raced anymore...in the biggest sporting event under 2mins. and 10 secs. in the USA. Racing against a mass of other horseys which make the track look like an 1880's parking lot.Trainers and onwers trying to get their horseys psychotic for the Big One...doing the same to the jockeys. I would guess the horseys take this pressure better than the jockeys.Over 100,000 People in the stands on benzedrene and other mind altering drugs ( more so with the team of 5000 prognosticaters....and even more so with a few of the horseys))....more cameras than a reality show....18-20 hosreys in the starting gate...the bell rings and the squamish is on.

RAZZLE DAZZLE








And you fools are going to try and pick the winner!!!!!!!!!!!!??

Razzzle DaaaaaaZZZZZZZZle

[Mortimer]

You have trusted the wrong guy......

STEVIE!!!!!

j/k

I forget how I got here already....

And then <poof> I was gone.

P.S. I was serious about that last part.

[paisjpq]

jesus...I know I'm in for it now...

[Mortimer]

STEVIE!!!!!!!!!!





rule-neg un ze flour!!!


leff-eng may ess oaf!!!!

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by paisjpq

jesus...I know I'm in for it now...

FR&L-A!!!!!!

[paisjpq]

it's great that now you look especially insane laughing at yourself

[Mortimer]

Uh ...weeeelll....


...I mean if ya can't laugh at yourself ...ya know....




...who can you??

=;>