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Old 07-18-2007, 11:54 AM
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Dave Mayson...



...see what you can do with this.
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:31 PM
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Sorry but I have repented....my offkey music was falling mostly on deaf ears
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Old 07-18-2007, 02:46 PM
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Sorry but I have repented....my offkey music was falling mostly on deaf ears

Unfortunate.






I won't soon forget your fine MonaSightla.
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Old 09-21-2008, 09:13 PM
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Old 09-21-2008, 09:16 PM
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What the hell is that?! lol..

Poor kitty.. what happend?
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Old 09-21-2008, 09:43 PM
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It did not receive Frisbee fetching instruction.
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Old 09-21-2008, 09:48 PM
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It did not receive Frisbee fetching instruction.

You are good tonight!
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Old 09-21-2008, 09:57 PM
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Thank you,baby.




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Old 09-21-2008, 10:00 PM
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I laughed
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Old 09-21-2008, 10:03 PM
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I was hoping for pies....but thank you.
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Old 10-15-2008, 08:16 PM
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Old 10-21-2008, 04:21 PM
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A Few Before i go under the knife...... .


.My New Girlfriend.





.Unfortunately one of my kids got in the way of my dart @ the pub..

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.Chicken anyone ???????...


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& Finnally THE SIGN SAYS IT ALL


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Old 10-21-2008, 04:22 PM
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!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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Old 11-13-2008, 02:55 AM
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Old 11-15-2008, 04:55 AM
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9 WORDS WOMEN USE


(1)
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2)
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4)
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5)
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6)
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7)
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8)
Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F... YOU!

(9)
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Default So, Clyde...

Did you cash largely on Line Of David?
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Old 04-11-2010, 12:27 PM
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Had him in my unstables....but I don't mess with them anymore.Tired of updating for each week.






Do I know you?
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Old 04-12-2010, 01:06 AM
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Default Your Clydeness



Indeedy

I remember you liked Master David & assumed you favored all Davids.

And a note of advice:

Hire somebody to pull weeds!
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Old 04-12-2010, 08:47 AM
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...huh?..


The garden thing?

Overgrown with weeds,untended to....nothing is sadder than a garden left untended.Speaking of---I actually have a dooryard.It's just to the right of the door as you exit the garage. ...about...oh,say 10 feet by 6 feet.The bump out of the house forms it.It's cozy.


Anyhoo....David is the patron saint of Wales.









The country, not the fish.









Petey would like to meet you.

Did you know that?
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