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Old 10-03-2010, 10:00 PM
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You know when you keep laughing cause something is so stupid and funny and you should be laughing as much as you are but...


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Oh!

Didn't see this!


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Old 10-03-2010, 10:02 PM
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Tis funny how the ole noodle works. I'm reading an article about how your personality affects your taste in home decor in Psychology Today and they are pretty dead on, at least for me.

For instance, I loathe abstract art, and this article says that people with a high need of structure negatively rate abstract paintings.
Me..I just say abstract is fucl<ed up.



I really,really like van Gogh.

Am afraid it says something.
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Old 10-03-2010, 10:04 PM
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Everyone ready for Nightypoo-kins?
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Old 10-03-2010, 10:07 PM
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no wait.........................
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Old 10-03-2010, 10:08 PM
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Am shore you are.


Let's make this one especially for the beautiful girl,Ohio Laura.I know I knew her and she truly was beautiful in every way.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qjo15n0mGU
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no wait.........................



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now I am ready
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now I am ready
Oh boy.



Nightypoo-kins, Brat Ralphy.
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Old 10-03-2010, 10:53 PM
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Interesting.



I never noticed.................NOT!
The things I miss.
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Old 10-03-2010, 11:20 PM
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What more do you want? You have people practically begging!

Stop being such a little drama queen, go to your room and get on with it!

The things I miss.
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Old 10-03-2010, 11:36 PM
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I thought I was done with the D's.


Fucl< me.

But I really need to do something so one more page for the night.




One good thought.....I can't tell you how good it feels to be up here and be warm.You probably have no idea---but it really,really is.
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Old 10-04-2010, 12:04 AM
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Dooze

horror film star

doris564

lost chimp trying to fool humans

Double H

3 H Club 10 years ago

Doug

before he got a computer

DougC

after he got a computer

Downthestretch55

mascot for LSU

downtown denny

Billy's imaginary friend..is lost without him

dpaul


Hey! DPaul!!...........http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgkb_wZVLFU

dpkovalesky


frustrated composer....turned to spitting on concert hi brows as they enter music hall

dprtulsa

only known hydraulic lift to work on olive oil

dr. fager

one big mound of lumpy maished taters

Dr. Sunny Thomson

( you have to read this with flair) married Dr. Pus.sy Galore

Dr. Watson

ex husband of Pus.sy

Dr.SwineSmeller

found oinkman

Drag66

invented a highway

Dray33


him,too..just half as long,though

dreadzep

pretends to know deaf sign language to laymen audience...and goes into a ridiculous hand jive routine...really a sick person

DRJTSLADEjtsgus

Superman nemisis from the planet Crouton

drocke58

middle linebacker for the Michigan Vulvarenes....interesting....I didn't know they had a middle linebacker

drpepper

blech..peppahs are worse than ZenYaddaYaddaYadda fans

drummer lou

played football at OhioState with Tuba Tom

DSI

one of those ''Derby" kumquats ashamed to admit it

dsnyj

language spoken by Cryami fans who root for The Ewe......called Ewedish.....translated, it means ...I hate Terry Porter!!!!!

DTF Racecards

oh fucl< you

Dublin

fucl< the Irish

ductguy

really...is it me?...where do they get these names??

duffy

a lesbians "muffy"

Dumb Bar

..............................oh never mind

dupasfan

can't blame 'im

durayay

what the dura fans in the stands yell when the dura gores the goalie

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Old 10-04-2010, 12:37 AM
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I really,really need more feeding from the Funny Man right now.


That said....if you are beginning to like me ( which I doubt, but in case); always remember who I am.



Watch this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnmzcHSCn0c


You will see me thinking pretty at the start....then you see that self righteous boob,oinkman...then PopFly--the spazz.

I hate them.

Then you see in a group of 3, Stevie-poo,Andy and Petey.....hatching a plot to steal my picks for the next day....and then you will notice that groveling pile of nausea---Peter Slug ,trying to hit on Sighty-poo.And she's buying it!! GOD!!

There!..do you see Math2+2=5 on the phone? He's calling up a hit man to kill me.The fucl<er.

Notice the quick pan of that yuk 'em up...KRAG.He's "happy."

Then back to Sighty...snuggling up to that bucket of barf being served up by ( oh...that's Robert Browning as the bartender....he's dead, don' ta know) Peter Slug.

HA!!...there's Nick'sKumquats!!...they're gay!!


Then look at me.








Now look at you.







Now look at me.







Now look at you.









Do you get it?


By the way...all those people.


I killed them...all of them.





Only Sighty lives.

She's lucky.

Next time she does this to me.....maybe she won't be so lucky.
























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Old 10-04-2010, 01:26 AM
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I'm not finished.


Here...look at this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFRhs3-pP8w



It took me a few viewings to realize what the fridge spelled at the end.

It says..''We're going to kill you ,Mortimer."


Thank my luckies there was still time.



I killed the floor, the fridge..and the girl.

Why the girl?




She's a very poor housekeeper.

I hate that.






I know more of you are planning to kill me.

If you succeed, you will be the first.




Thank you for this oh so perfect day...am so glad I could spend it with you.
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Old 10-04-2010, 04:41 AM
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I just got back from that hospital.I remembered a certain Nurse Rathcet type who tried to throw her weight around with me when I was there the first time... last Thursday.She had the late shift tonight.

I took the security camera.Thought you might like to see the tape--and what I do to people who cause me pain.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH8ynu0jRvY

She was the Head Nurse.
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Old 10-04-2010, 04:50 AM
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I am having very bad thoughts.

Someone here has biz cards which require a membership, screen name and password to be read.


























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Old 10-04-2010, 04:52 AM
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Let's see Paul Weizer's card.
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Old 10-04-2010, 04:56 AM
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A-huh....very nice.







Oh my God.

It has a watermark saying...Sighty-poo and me spend weekends together.





















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Old 10-04-2010, 04:59 AM
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I have to go and kill some more people.



I hope you all have a nice morning.
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