Interesting Development In California

[Dahoss]

Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985

Im not sure whats hes still saying, because hes been blocked for about 10 days now, but are you blind? He follows me around EVERY THREAD, ON 2 DIFFERENT FORUMS. Its crystal clear, at least a few people see it.

Pretty surprising you are making stuff up. So unlike you.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

Pretty surprising you are making stuff up. So unlike you.

Yeah. My experience with him was that he would say whatever he needed to say to deny any responsibility for himself. I think he actually would believe himself too.

[Dahoss]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

Yeah. My experience with him was that he would say whatever he needed to say to deny any responsibility for himself. I think he actually would believe himself too.

Reminds me of one of my favorite Seinfeld episodes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn_PSJsl0LQ

[stonegossard]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

You've got a lot of nerve considering your performances the last few days. Stick to fake bets.

Yeah Hoss, what's your problem? Stauffer is an upstanding citizen and has never brought any controversy or bad publicity to horse racing. Leave the guy alone.

[Left Bank]

May I ask,who hired RockTard for a handicapping gig?

[DaTruth]

Originally Posted by Left Bank

May I ask,who hired RockTard for a handicapping gig?

He is self-employed.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

Pretty surprising you are making stuff up. So unlike you.

Glad to see that things are going good around here. Hi Hossy!

Originally Posted by Rare Bog

Dear Madam or Sir,

My name is Vic Stovetop. I have worked in the horse racing industry for 35 of my 54 years on the planet Earth and 7 of the other 19 on Mars. I feel so blessed that as a young man I convinced one of the trainers at Hoosier Park to fire a groom and to hire me instead. What a great life it's been.

Here are some of my accomplishments:

• Over 44,000 races called and 42,964 correct orders of finish
• Seven years as an announcer at a track that ending up firing me
• Eleven years as a race caller with 10 years and 8 months of those 11 years yelling ZEEEEEEEEN-YA-TAAAAAAA
• I was an original member of the worst handicapping program on the air
• As a jockey agent, the jockey I represented had a complaint filed against him by the California Horse Racing Board alleging he "did not put forward his best effort riding his horse to the finish line" in the final race at Del Mar on Sept. 6.
• As a horse owner I attempted to approach John Glenney the morning after the race and ask if Cedros, the horse the jockey I represent did not ride to the finish line, was for sale
• In 2011 I was appointed and I still serve as a very important you-know-what for the state of California, wink, wink, know what I mean? Say no more.

I know this appears as very self serving, because it is, but that is not my intention, even though it is, but it would sound silly and self serving to say it is my intention, so it isn't.

Let me explain what happened in 2009 and 2010. I was vain, weak and stupid and I had a life.

Now let me explain what happened in 2011. I was vain, weak and stupid and I had no life.

As with most people with no life, I attempted to get as many jobs with as many conflicts of interest as I could muster. Pretty dumb, huh? But wait, there's more? Even though you already hired a guy, I want his job. Job? Funny... I don't even think of it as a job. I will do it for exactly $1 less than the other guy. If he'll do it for 7 grand, I'll do it for $6,999. If he'll do it for a dollar, I'll do it for free.

Thank you from the bottom of a bottomless pit for reading my words, and if you don't reconsider your decision based on this request you will wake up tomorrow with a horse head in your bed.

Please feel free to call me anytime at (415) UHIRE-ME.

Respectfully,

Victor Lasagna and Meat Sauce

What kind of horrible person would publish a guys personal phone number?

That's going too far!!!

[goingtothewhip]

Originally Posted by Rare Bog

Apparently, lacking any true understanding of the gravity of what he's done, I received this Private Message:

Well done.
Both my wife and I laughed out loud at your post.

Very clever. Very funny.

All the best.

V J S
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Just because she's a hitter and a thief, doesn't mean she's not a good woman in all the other places

Yes, your handicapping skills obviously aren't worth a damn if you think you can bribe someone like me into shutting up about abhorrently unethical behavior by assuming, like some narcissistic fool, I merely want be thought of as funny.

Please don't ever PM me again.

LoL ?