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Old 04-26-2008, 05:54 PM
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I've set my time for when he gets midway through vol.II...of course I always could stand more bad ballet than you .
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Old 04-26-2008, 06:01 PM
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I kinda like this Hemmingwayesque line:


You have an internet chat board, a pathetic job, a miserable life, and prob a mountain of debt...along with a 2 inch pud and a loathesome life in your Mom's basement with absolutely no sun tan.



I ,on the other hand, have family and friends.










It makes you think about the meaning of life.
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Old 04-26-2008, 06:06 PM
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I doubt he could hammer out better lines than a blacksmith.







No undertow meant whatsoever ...my fine AfroAmerican friends.
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Old 04-26-2008, 06:10 PM
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Old 04-26-2008, 06:24 PM
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Replying to a post that went completely through your head with a response not even found in GIC is grounds for premature burial.
Over my head, not through.
If it went through it would have
a chance of getting stuck.
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Old 04-26-2008, 08:18 PM
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It would be good to have a level headed discussion to read on topics sometimes without having to read snide remarks from many of the same people. Grow up.
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Old 04-26-2008, 09:18 PM
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It would be good to have a level headed discussion to read on topics sometimes without having to read snide remarks from many of the same people. Grow up.


Somehow...I missed the level headed discusssion




Nice to see a new fucl<face here,though.
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Old 04-26-2008, 09:40 PM
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This could be a great board here if not for the likes of you Avery. A few others also try and take great discussions down the toilet. Sure variety of forums and members are great. However, the baffonary of you and a few others ruin so much.

I am not a "fucl<face" sir. I am a productive and respected member of society. I work hard just like most people here I'd venture to say. In fact Avery, let me tell you more about myself. Posting messages is one of many interests I have. I also like tennis, photography, hiking and most things nature related. I have a wonderful family and just tucked the little ones into bed.

We dined at a wonderful Buffet a few hours ago. I think I'll need a larger belt after today. It sure was something. Tell me about yourself Avery .. what is it that you do besides sitting down plumped behind a computer screen and typing away snide remarks on your keyboard all day?
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Old 04-26-2008, 09:49 PM
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This could be a great board here if not for the likes of you Avery. A few others also try and take great discussion down the toilet. Sure variety of forums and members are great. However, the baffonary of you and a few others ruin so much.

I am not a "fucl<face" sir. I am a productive and respected member of society. I work hard just like most people here I'd venture to say. In fact Avery, let me tell you more about myself. Posting messages is one of many interests I have. I also like tennis, photography, hiking and most things nature related. I have a wonderful family and just tucked the little ones into bed.

We dined at a wonderful Buffet a few hours ago. I think I'll need a larger belt after today. It sure was something. Tell me about yourself Avery .. what is it that you do besides sitting down plumped behind a computer screen and typing away snide remarks on your keyboard all day?






Why I'd be happy to.


I lay traps to expose goats milk drinkers like yourself who can't spell buffoonery for the life of them.
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Old 04-26-2008, 09:50 PM
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By the way...


...you can't be serious.
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Old 04-26-2008, 09:57 PM
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I am not really on my game tonight with my spelling. That is true. I didn't sleep worth a hoot last night and am about to retire and hit the sack soon.
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Old 04-26-2008, 10:31 PM
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Say "hi" to GenuineCrazyLady for me.
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Old 04-26-2008, 10:39 PM
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How are you at TaxiCab DodgeEm's anyway?
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Old 04-30-2008, 07:57 PM
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[quote=Danzig, and then felt that the guy was going to run them down with his car. many times cops have a moment to judge a threat and react. whether he had to shoot 10 times or 50, i don't know. i wasn't there. it sounds extreme, but they never tell a cop to shoot to wound either. [QUOTE]
they are taught not to wound, but it took 50 shots to kill the guy? man they must be good shots....lol...maybe they were trying to kill the car!
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Old 05-07-2008, 04:48 PM
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Its great to see Al Sharpton and the rest of his goon squad arrested for blocking traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. How can he make an accusation? Does he know all of the facts that occured? I don't think so. But this is the trash that us Americans have to deal with everyday. They have Black Heritage history month or something like that. Why isn't there a Caucasian or White history month? If they did they would be labeled a racist.
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Old 05-07-2008, 06:32 PM
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^^^ I found 3 things proving the above avatar is an animated scam.

How many can you find?
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Old 05-07-2008, 06:35 PM
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^^^ I found 3 things proving the above avatar is an animated scam.

How many can you find?
Morty do I need to read this thread?

I just read the last two posts.... should i bother?

By the way, I think PETA will not be amused by the kitty avatar...
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Old 05-07-2008, 06:37 PM
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No.



More pointless drivel.

That's actually a cat skin--PETA should definitely know about this.
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Old 05-07-2008, 06:52 PM
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No.



More pointless drivel.

That's actually a cat skin--PETA should definitely know about this.
Okay I'll take your advice.

Maybe I'll go check out the cock thread and see if there's anything new and exciting over there...
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Old 05-07-2008, 07:56 PM
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Hang on..I have a great idea for a provocative thread.
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