Tiger Woods seriously injured - Page 39

GPK · #**761** 12-17-2009, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Rupert Pupkin

Let's just say hypothetically that you have a guy who is an 18 handicap right now and he is using Hogan Apex irons from the 1980s and a wood driver. If he got a new set of Calloways, don't you think he might be able to get down to a 14 handicap?

No. I don't know of any 18 handicap that can chip or putt with any consistency. If they could, they wouldn't be 18 handicaps. New equipment alone isn't gonna drop their handicap.

philcski · #**762** 12-17-2009, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Rupert Pupkin

I know the technology has improved but do you personally hit the ball 20 yards longer now than you did in 1997?

I do and I was a much better golfer in '97 than I am now. Strictly because of the ball, I played the Titleist Professional back then versus the Pro V1 or Maxfli Revolution now, it's simply a better ball.

philcski · #**763** 12-17-2009, 08:14 PM

Tiger sent me a Christmas card today.

MaTH716 · #**764** 12-17-2009, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by philcski

Tiger sent me a Christmas card today.

8, 10, 7, 6, 4
1, 2, 5, 9
3

GPK · #**765** 12-17-2009, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716

8, 10, 7, 6, 4
1, 2, 5, 9
3

You're better than me. Sans Tiger, they all look like 1's

Sightseek · #**766** 12-17-2009, 09:10 PM

Leno has been rolling out some pretty funny Tiger jokes tonight.

MaTH716 · #**767** 12-17-2009, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK

You're better than me. Sans Tiger, they all look like 1's

I guess why you are dying of dehydration, everything looks like an oasis.

GPK · #**768** 12-17-2009, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716

I guess why you are dying of dehydration, everything looks like an oasis.

Sightseek · #**769** 12-18-2009, 08:56 AM

What is the difference between Santa and Tiger?

Santa stops at 3 "Hos"

Crown@club · #**770** 12-18-2009, 10:25 AM

Even Little Johnny is getting in on this.

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the
children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

SCUDSBROTHER · #**771** 12-18-2009, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Crown@club

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

Wow, someone from Indiana is of some use after all.

GPK · #**772** 12-18-2009, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

Wow, someone from Indiana is of some use after all.

Surprised you hadn't heard that one before today. That is an old joke that was going around back in the Rodney King/Mark Furhman sh*t back in LA.

SCUDSBROTHER · #**773** 12-18-2009, 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK

Surprised you hadn't heard that one before today. That is an old joke that was going around back in the Rodney King/Mark Furhman sh*t back in LA.

I've probably already heard it, but it's better with Tiger in it. He had already told one of them that she talks too much. It's not foul enough though. Tiger would say "I wish these bitches would shut the fk up." I think he's been saying it each day (about women, the media, people from Sweden etc.) He should be playing golf as soon as possible. This other stuff can't be fixed. All he has left is golf, and money. To be honest, they're probably the only permanent things he needs. I got to give credit to Gales for estimating his number of affairs at 12. I said 5, but Tiger Woodpecker went right on by my number. He's been so damn bold.

gales0678 · #**774** 12-18-2009, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SCUDSBROTHER

I've probably already heard it, but it's better with Tiger in it. He had already told one of them that she talks too much. It's not foul enough though. Tiger would say "I wish these bitches would shut the fk up." I think he's been saying it each day (about women, the media, people from Sweden etc.) He should be playing golf as soon as possible. This other stuff can't be fixed. All he has left is golf, and money. To be honest, they're probably the only permanent things he needs. I got to give credit to Gales for estimating his number of affairs at 12. I said 5, but Tiger Woodpecker went right on by my number. He's been so damn bold.

i was wrong to it was higher