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Old 04-01-2007, 09:53 PM
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In regards to #1....taking into consideration her height and weight....I highly doubt that a "massive tail" is part of the package.
not sure if oscar would agree
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Old 04-01-2007, 09:58 PM
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not sure if oscar would agree

Oscar and I need to have a talk then...maybe he is getting too big for his britches....
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:03 PM
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I do hope our guy PointGiven1985 was the highest bidder/buyer of Andy's telephone number Morte'. I mean it was so kind of you to do that to your good friend. To share his number like that, for your financial gain.

I'm sure that he will be thrilled. And that he will look forward to long hours on the phone giving PG1985 lessons of the game.

Just in case though Morte', I think I'd add a few extra locks, dead bolts, etc, maybe even home alarm monitoring, and an officer on duty for drive-bys.

He may kill you!
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:03 PM
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ClownTheRetch has returned ,for a full refund ,item no. 1




It is now back up for whale...I mean sale.
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:04 PM
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I wanted to bid on #1. Damn too late. I guess I'll just have to settle for #5. What do you want for #6 Morty?
Oh for you?....free.
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:05 PM
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In regards to #1....taking into consideration her height and weight....I highly doubt that a "massive tail" is part of the package.
Well what do you think makes up 70% of that weight???
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:06 PM
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I do hope our guy PointGiven1985 was the highest bidder/buyer of Andy's telephone number Morte'. I mean it was so kind of you to do that to your good friend. To share his number like that, for your financial gain.

I'm sure that he will be thrilled. And that he will look forward to long hours on the phone giving PG1985 lessons of the game.

Just in case though Morte', I think I'd add a few extra locks, dead bolts, etc, maybe even home alarm monitoring, and an officer on duty for drive-bys.

He may kill you!

ClownTheRetch has already purchased item no.2




What are friends for...anyway?
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:07 PM
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Well what do you think makes up 70% of that weight???
boo-bees.
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:08 PM
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boo-bees.

KNEW i loved you for a reason
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boo-bees.
Highly amusing ma'am!!





Perhaps you care to send a photograph?
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Old 04-01-2007, 10:11 PM
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Item number one has been resold to lardbuckets.com for world wide display.




"We" aren't saying how much "we" made.
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Very good sir.





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Old 04-02-2007, 08:08 AM
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Good morning Morte'

I hope that you had a good night.

May I ask you . . . do you ever leave the confines of your beloved Buckeye state and vacation and watch horses run at places like Saratoga, NY?

I mean you made so much on last night's auction/gala you surely have made plans.
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Old 04-02-2007, 08:18 AM
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Good morning Morte'

Good morning ma'amage.




I hope that you had a good night.

Oh I'm still here....a good sign.






May I ask you . . ..

No...you may not.




.... do you ever leave the confines( She's asking anyway!!!) of your beloved Buckeye state and vacation and watch horses run at places like Saratoga, NY?

Oh yes.

But always in disguise and never without my attack raccoons.



I mean you made so much on last night's auction/gala you surely have made plans.
=:>.....I'm thinking of sneaking back to tubby's...I mean thebby's house,camera in hand, for more fine items to sell.
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Old 04-02-2007, 08:24 AM
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Morte', truly, I say unto you.


I never have been good at abiding anyone's rules, and that includes . . . yours.


Do slink over, one needs to be well heeled when traveling Upstate.


Have a wonderful Monday, sweetheart.


Later . . .
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Old 04-02-2007, 08:50 AM
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This song is dedicated to Morty and Grits...

Love is in the air
Everywhere I look around
Love is in the air
Every sight and every sound

And I don't know if I'm being foolish
Don't know if I'm being wise
But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when I look in your eyes

Love is in the air
In the whisper of the trees
Love is in the air
In the thunder of the sea

And I don't know if I'm just dreaming
Don't know if I feel sane
But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when you call out my name

(Chorus)
Love is in the air
Love is in the air
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh

Love is in the air
In the rising of the sun
Love is in the air
When the day is nearly done

And I don't know if you're an illusion
Don't know if I see it true
But you're something that I must believe in
And you're there when I reach out for you

Love is in the air
Every sight and every sound
And I don't know if I'm being foolish
Don't know if I'm being wise

But it's something that I must believe in
And it's there when I look in your eyes
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Cajun,
Now you know that is gonna upset Thebby and Carla...
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Cajun,
Now you know that is gonna upset Thebby and Carla...
Oops. DRAT! Well, you can't please em all.
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Cajun,
Now you know that is gonna upset Thebby and Carla...

Don't forget Aunty Cooby and Nabby Dabby.


Little Miss Storm Cat also.






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Old 04-02-2007, 09:10 AM
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Oops. DRAT! Well, you can't please em all.
Caj, you wise woman you, sharp indeed. I think you may have just scored . . . with the only possible way of rendering Morte' speechless.
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