Well Now - Page 30

Mortimer · #**581** 03-24-2007, 10:04 PM

And now I am not going to be Bill Dullest.

I'm afraid you have ruined it for everyone.

paisjpq · #**582** 03-24-2007, 10:06 PM

you don't get to insist. that is all i will say.

paisjpq · #**583** 03-24-2007, 10:22 PM

getting me fired might be the greatest gift you could give me.

Mortimer · #**584** 03-24-2007, 10:28 PM

GOO-FOO!!

Oh my...whew!

That was highly amusing!

Ten pie-er!

Grits · #**585** 03-24-2007, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

What's with the facial tinks and body jerks?

A severe case of Saint Vitus Dance, I think.

Gets worse when I start to tire.

I've been handicapping all day Morty.

#**586** 03-24-2007, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Oh I was just kidding on the last one.

But you know,ma'am, I always get darted first....the instigater doesn't get darted until I ask for justice.

I feel I am being picked on.

I must insist Mr. Pee Garden bebooted from this site.

He is a very bad man.

Oh good lord. He calls me pee garden cause he knows I have to use a catheter.
And then he wants me beebooted. Does anyone know what it is liked to be beebooted while wearing a catheter...

Mortimer · #**587** 03-31-2007, 07:28 PM

Good evening.

I'm sorry I left abrupty on Friday evening,but had to catch a plane that night to tape a few future shows with Mr. Andrew What'shisname.....I was his special guest.

So anyhooo....I am just now back in and would like to ask Shor....I mean CajunGator what in the world she is talking about in that thread since closed .....I would think because I had left it.

And would be happy to chat a few minutes with anyone who appreciates my empathetic manner and good ,strong conversational skills.

Mortimer · #**588** 03-31-2007, 07:34 PM

Perhaps everyone is out celebrating that lopsided victory tonight enjoyed by THE Ohio State Mad Dog Fighting Buckeyes.

Those cheaters and lucky sons-a-guns have waxed the behinds of the poor Hoyas.

Maybe I'll check back later.

Mortimer · #**589** 03-31-2007, 08:07 PM

I guess not later enough.

If anyone does drop by I just hope they haven't been drinking whiskey.

And how about that Invasor...aye?

Discreet who???

Mortimer · #**590** 03-31-2007, 08:51 PM

What about about 43 Man Squamish?

Any 43 Man Squamish fans out there?

Movies!

Huge movie fan here.

HUGE.

Do ya like to critique?.....Discuss!?

I would still like to know what Shor...I mean CajunGator meant.

Mortimer · #**591** 03-31-2007, 08:56 PM

Anyone one up for word association?

Ya know......you say a word and I'll say the first thing that pops into my noodle.

Mortimer · #**592** 03-31-2007, 09:02 PM

Or.................

....conversely...I'll say a word and then you say the first thing that pops into your noodle!

Fair enough?

Whadaya say?

Mortimer · #**593** 03-31-2007, 09:10 PM

HELL-OOOOOOOOOO.

Anybdoy home?

Am I being shunned?

Well I am going to have a short munch here and I'm sure one of my many fans will be back in from their Ohio State celebration upon my return.

Just remember....if you've been drinking whiskey....just forget it.

Mortimer · #**594** 03-31-2007, 09:40 PM

Hi.

BURP.

Excuse me.

I have ra-turned.

Interesting tidbit.

Did ya now Bonnie and Clyde each had over 50 shots go into them in that ambush?

Yup.

It's true.

A little on the overkill side if ya ask me.

Dangerous or not and right or not....I don't think law enforcement could do that today and have no reaction from anywhere.

It's sort of like racism.

Too many got away with that years ago...but not no more...and of course rightly so.

But ya know.......

....oh forget it.

Years ago my Dad was supervising our cherry bomb fun fest. He allowed me to set one under an old wash basin bucket.....about 3 feet across and and maybe 2 feet deep. Made of galvanized...don't ya know

Well sir....that thing blew about a foot off the ground....great fun.I then talked him into setting off 2 cherry bombs underneath that thing.

Any guesses out there in fanland as to what happened?

Anyone..just take a guess.

Mortimer · #**595** 03-31-2007, 09:44 PM

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mortimer · #**596** 03-31-2007, 10:05 PM

Well if you're not going to ask I'm certainly not going to tell you what happened to that basin.

And I can't answer CG if she refuses to clarify.

Ah wonder war PeanutShell is?

Now that is a very bad man.

I should answer a private question I was asked yesterday.

The answer is....no. I don't.

=:>

Anyone seen BuffonMommy lately?

Mortimer · #**597** 03-31-2007, 10:07 PM

I have a feeling there is a snitch on duty here.

Shouldn't be long now.

Mortimer · #**598** 03-31-2007, 10:10 PM

By my count:

Mortimer Dexter Foxworthy.............367

True Swine................................... 0

Would anyone like to try and avoid a shutout?

Mortimer · #**599** 03-31-2007, 10:11 PM

Mr. PP.

How about you..sir?

Mortimer · #**600** 03-31-2007, 10:13 PM

Whois HotFootJim?

And who is Johnny Pinhead??