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Old 06-12-2008, 09:27 AM
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This thread is really getting B...eeeeeeeeee rated
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If you have sweety-poo hair use a honey comb.
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Old 06-12-2008, 10:13 AM
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Let's have a bar-bee-q.



What do bees have in their ears?

Bees wax.








What did the bee say in reply to a bad bee joke?

Droan.
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How do bee singers warm up?



By singing.....bee-bee-bee-bee.
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Old 06-12-2008, 10:20 AM
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What do you call lith----I mean lisping bees?




Honey bees.
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Old 06-12-2008, 10:22 AM
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Pollen all cars.....ror!!!




Ya gotta love me.
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Old 06-12-2008, 10:26 AM
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A bee goes to the doctor. Doctor told him I have some good new and some bad new.

Bee says what's the bad news..doctor says you have terminal cancer and you have less than 1 month to live.

Bee says oh my god...OK what is the good news

Doctor says did you see my receptionist with the big T^Ts ...I'm fu*king her.
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Old 06-12-2008, 10:29 AM
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If you are allergic to bee stings and are at the center of an earthquake and get stung by a bee.......what do you use to write out HELP?




An epipen.












Somebody stop me.
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Old 06-12-2008, 10:32 AM
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What did the cop say to the killer bee?



I have a warrant for your anest.
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Old 06-12-2008, 10:34 AM
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What are the sexy stockings called worn by female bees?







HOnets
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you are on a honey roll Mort...don't stop now!
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Old 06-12-2008, 10:48 AM
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Oh boy.









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Well ?

What are you all waiting for?




Someone say something honey.
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Old 06-12-2008, 11:10 AM
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Please beecareful..I think Steve Beeyk is watching you...
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Who won the 1972 Preakness?
















Bee Bee Bee
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Oh fer gosh sakes.








What is the most popular dance for bees?


HandHive.
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Old 06-12-2008, 11:23 AM
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Gosh I hope Theb-Bee buzzes in.
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Gosh I hope Theb-Bee buzzes in.
Bee careful what you wish for..
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Bee Bee Bee


and his jockey was Eldon B. Nelson
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Old 06-12-2008, 11:29 AM
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Morty, how big are your boo - bees
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