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12-06-2007, 08:05 PM
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http://www.snopes.com/photos/politics/bushbook.asp (Much as the original joke that started this thread has been, too- I first heard it back in 2004, but with Bush as the subject. Heck, it probably dates back earlier-- "President Grant is trapped under a burning horse carriage... do you try to get him to hold still long enough for the photo exposure to take, or do you resort to sketching the image?)
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12-06-2007, 08:11 PM
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12-06-2007, 10:58 PM
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Too good to not comment. So...He's holding up a baby striper, at least it looks like one. Probably smells like one. No comment on what Hillary smells like, but after slick Willie gets done with her...OH! Nevermind! She doesn't either. I've heard that hers is a sixteen incher, turbo-vibrates. What evah gets ya through the night! And GPK, maybe Hill and Jenna will do a menage a trois. One only hopes, right? I can't wait until "My Pet Goat" is made into a movie. Seriously, isn't he holding that book upside down? Too good! Too funny! Stay tuned...DaHoss will pm me. Yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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12-07-2007, 10:13 AM
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How did I know DaHoss would pm me?
So predictable! I so crave his approval. Please like me DaHoss. Puleeeze. Question...are you helping your mommy pack fudge again this Christmas?
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12-07-2007, 03:14 PM
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And yet another pm from DaHoss:
Private Message: Big Daddy Ray Today, 11:42 AM DaHoss9698 The Predator Jr. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York Posts: 7,105 Big Daddy Ray -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Wayne, you are a phucking psycho. Everyone knows it and when you were gone no one gave a sh*t. You are obviously a very troubled and sad old man. Get a grip. Making cracks about my mother? Are you 10 years old? Trust me, someone with the issues that you have, including the family issues should not be bringing up anyone's mother. And trust me, I know more than you think. Are you going to help your son pack fudge this year like when he was younger" I'll answer you in public DaHoss. I don't know why you don't like me. I am so devastated by your disapproval. I extend my hand in friendship during this time of seasonal brotherhood and inquire if you are making candy with your mom, and YOU call me a phucking psycho???? Ride that Hershey Highway DaHoss. Chocolate is good! Regarding Big Daddy Ray, he's been retired and is now being retrained as a polo pony. I have other ones in training that will hit the track soon. Have a joyous Christmas DaHoss! Hang you stockings from the mantle and see what you find the next morning. Have you been in touch with Larry Craig?
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12-07-2007, 04:17 PM
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The Predator Jr. Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York Posts: 7,105 " Keep digging that hole -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You are just making yourself look worse and worse. Keep it up though, I am enjoying it. " DaHoss, I'm not digging any holes. The ground is frozen and there's six inches of snow on top of it. I don't know why you think I look worse. I'm actually quite handsome and some lady friends have recently told me that I look better than I ever had in the past two years. Must be all the fitness stuff I've been doing lately. So I'm confused about what you enjoy. Does it have anything to do with toe tapping under the bathroom stall wall? In the immortal words of one of my heros, Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along?" I wish you and your family the merriest of holidays. Please stop stalking me with pm's. If you have something to discuss with me, DaHoss, put it out in public for the rest of the board members to see and comment on. Why do you call yourself "The Predator"? I'm so very, very saddened and depressed by you no liking me. I CRAVE you approval. Your words have such profound meaning to me. Well....maybe not. If you think I care what you think, you are indeed wrong. Wayne (DTS)
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12-09-2007, 06:33 PM
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DaHoss,
I'm not digging any holes. Of course not...your holes are preordained. The ground is frozen and there's six inches of snow on top of it. At this time of year the 6 inches of snow is a pretty strong indication the ground underneath is not frozen. Just a helpful point of interest there. I don't know why you think I look worse. Ah do. I'm actually quite handsome and some lady friends have recently told me that I look better than I ever had in the past two years. Thank my luckies I haven't seen you over those past 2 years ago.........I wouldn't want to see the Lady friends even with bow-wow safe glasses. Must be all the fitness stuff I've been doing lately. Uh-oh....another internet olympic decathlon champion. So I'm confused about what you enjoy. Frankly I think tic tac toe strategy confuses you. Does it have anything to do with toe tapping under the bathroom stall wall? You've played it in public restrooms!!!? In the immortal words of one of my heros, Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along?" I thought it was "OW-OW!!!" I wish you and your family the merriest of holidays. Oh stop with the disingenuous nonsense. Please stop stalking me with pm's. Can't an olympic decathlon champion handle a simple internet pm?? Now I know you guys use your brawn,but did you ever think of blocking him?...or maybe just turning the doggoned thing off all togther? Perhaps a reply via the same method in which you received it?? If you have something to discuss with me, DaHoss, put it out in public for the rest of the board members to see and comment on. That's great logic....clutter the boards already cluttered with nefarious dilly dally . Do you have a hint on how stupid you are? Why do you call yourself "The Predator"? Well......didn't he merely kill you and move on? I'm so very, very saddened and depressed by you no liking me. I CRAVE you approval. Your words have such profound meaning to me. See what ahm sayin' about keeping your thoughts private? Well....maybe not. Believe me...it didn't sound sa hot. If you think I care what you think, you are indeed wrong. Oh you don't have to get snotty. Wayne's World
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12-09-2007, 06:56 PM
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Fine work.
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12-10-2007, 01:50 PM
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and I'll never ever ever ever ever again suggest that some of your work may have been a notch below your consistently premium poetry......
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12-10-2007, 03:53 PM
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It's the curse of the gifted. Thank you so much Friend Dave!
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