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Old 07-05-2007, 03:04 PM
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Don't call me shirley!
Shirely, you and Bababoyee could have been a little more discreet... now his wife is all upset ...and to top it all off Thebby has given birth to 22 of Morty's attack raccoons...and her dreamy lover Antilust is now quite upset...
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:11 PM
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Morty,

Don't make me pull out the wire hangers on your azz. Don't you ever state that I would EVER cheat on my hubby.

You guys all can only wish I would. Sorry, but it ain't happening.
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:12 PM
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Shirely, you and Bababoyee could have been a little more discreet... now his wife is all upset ...and to top it all off Thebby has given birth to 22 of Morty's attack raccoons...and her dreamy lover Antilust is now quite upset...

Are you sure some of those 22 raccoons aren't yours dave?
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:13 PM
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Morty,

Don't make me pull out the wire hangers on your azz. Don't you ever state that I would EVER cheat on my hubby.

You guys all can only wish I would. Sorry, but it ain't happening.



OOOOOOOOO


Gee...I was just kidding.








Send some smut to LateFires and see what happens...why don't you?
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:18 PM
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I don't send smut pm's. sorry. Who were you sending smut pm's too and why were you sending smut pm's?
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:24 PM
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I don't send smut pm's. sorry. Who were you sending smut pm's too and why were you sending smut pm's?
Well I started with LateFires...but he got mad.


I thought he was a girlie.

My phooey.





Then I made sure I knew who all the girls were and sent them all test smut.




Here are the results:





6....the number who repleid with "LMAO!!"

5....the number who replied with "I am NOT a girlie!" ( and I KNOW they lied)

1....Thebby said one more like this one I will report you to the police.







I called the police and they said she sent them the same thing the first time....but to keep trying.
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:25 PM
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So who have you sent smut to?
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:32 PM
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And do not lie because I already know the answer.
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:33 PM
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You talking to me?

I did send a video to Cajun.... But she swore she wouldn't show anyone.
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:36 PM
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upset? no, only if you had met me in person and still weren't sure!

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Well several who have pm'd me to ask...but I told them I wouldn't know...not havng met you.
but surely if they pm'd me, i could answer them much more easily, as i have met me recently.
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:44 PM
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You talking to me?

I did send a video to Cajun.... But she swore she wouldn't show anyone.

Well I don't see no one else around.



And shame on you.
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:45 PM
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but surely if they pm'd me, i could answer them much more easily, as i have met me recently.
That's a swell idea!!



I did not know you really were a girlie.

May I send you some smut?
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:46 PM
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Morty,

Didn't Danzig say she was married?
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:48 PM
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Morty,

Didn't Danzig say she was married?




Do you mind??
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:53 PM
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Well I just sent some quality test smut off to her.





Let's see what happens.

Should be fun.
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Old 07-05-2007, 03:58 PM
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Well I just sent some quality test smut off to her.





Let's see what happens.

Should be fun.
i hope you're joking.
but then, i should know better as you are never serious. at least, i hope you're never serious.
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Old 07-05-2007, 04:00 PM
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i hope you're joking.
but then, i should know better as you are never serious. at least, i hope you're never serious.

Ya mean ya didn't get it yet!?





Oh no....I have to double check that.


















Oh my God!!!






























I sent it to MommyDearest!!!
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Old 07-05-2007, 04:01 PM
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Oh well..just an error there Mommy.



But can you give me your opinion.......anyway?
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Old 07-05-2007, 04:05 PM
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That's a swell idea!!



I did not know you really were a girlie.

May I send you some smut?
ummmm. No!
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Old 07-05-2007, 04:05 PM
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She forwarded it to Sightie-Poo!!!!



Uh-oh.

This is not good news.





Fortunately I now am old news!
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