Well Now - Page 27

Mortimer · #**521** 03-22-2007, 02:59 PM

AWWWW....they both seem to have fallen asleep and are resting peacefully.

Gee...maybe I should check to make sure they're not dead...don't ya thInk?

One moment please.

Oh yes...they're doing just fine.

I'm going to let them rest Thebby.

We have a VERY exciting day planned for them tomorrow.

YES WE DO!

Mortimer · #**522** 03-22-2007, 03:03 PM

Why don't you come over for a nice little visit,Jayson?

And please wear that adorable hockey mask of yours.

Mortimer · #**523** 03-22-2007, 03:26 PM

Oh Det. Morty Callaworthy

perhaps

in your

obviously abundant

spare time

--------------------

Don't ya just hate me?

Payson Dave · #**524** 03-22-2007, 03:28 PM

Not at all....Why do you ask???

Mortimer · #**525** 03-22-2007, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Why do you ask???

Why do you not answer?

Payson Dave · #**526** 03-22-2007, 03:30 PM

But I did

Mortimer · #**527** 03-22-2007, 03:32 PM

Thebby...while Jayson is presented with the challenging issue of why he did not answer....

,,I have a confession.

I didn't really kidnap ANDY and Stevie-poo.

It was all a hoax.

I will make this easy for all.

Please dart me.....I really want you to as I think your love for me is getting in the way of your duties.

So please...let me have it.

Mortimer · #**528** 03-22-2007, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

But I did

Yes....I noticed your edit so as to make it look that way.

So when you answer me...I will answer you....unless Thebby gets here first.

Payson Dave · #**529** 03-22-2007, 03:36 PM

No

I

Don't

Hate

You

Nor

Anyone Else

Mortimer · #**530** 03-22-2007, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

No

I

Don't

Hate

You

Nor

Anyone Else

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Very good sir.

Mortimer · #**531** 03-22-2007, 03:46 PM

And I asked because I assumed you were jealous of me.

My phooey if that was not so.

Payson Dave · #**532** 03-22-2007, 03:50 PM

Your humor

while apparently not for some

can be amusing

the key

you see

is to not take life too seriously.

Mortimer · #**533** 03-22-2007, 03:57 PM

winner winner chicken dinner!!!!!

Fine work Dave.

LOVE the name.

Excuse me.

I'm vaporizing Tex the Cow Poker.

Too kind Dave!

blackthroatedwind · #**534** 03-22-2007, 04:30 PM

Slow day, huh Detective?

I hear you've been misbehaving elsewhere......

I will go deal with that mess.

Mortimer · #**535** 03-22-2007, 05:57 PM

uh-oh.

This may be it.

paisjpq · #**536** 03-22-2007, 06:04 PM

I leave for a few hours and you have a complete meltdown detective?

did you miss me?

Mortimer · #**537** 03-22-2007, 06:06 PM

I was left unattended and it was all Andys fault anyway.

I did .

Who are you?

paisjpq · #**538** 03-22-2007, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I now have here in my fine home the bodies of your great buddies......ANDY and Stevie-poo.

Oh don't worry...they're still alive. I have firmly bound and gagged them in two chairs.I am not a cruel man.

But there's more.

MMMMMPH!!!.........GARBLE-STIFLE.....MNNNNNNNOOOOOAAAAA!!!!

Do you hear them shrieking Thebby?

Until tomorrows races begin... I will be sticking pins in their bodies and making them watch John Wayne movies.

So the choice is yours.You may end their suffering by vomitting up the name of that swine who darted my most excellent work......or you can make these two suffer.

It's really all in your hands Thebby.

Don't be a fool.

sounds fantastic...can i come over and watch?

Mortimer · #**539** 03-22-2007, 06:07 PM

Oh.

I have a dart request for a certain cowboy,pajama wearer and filth container.

Whom might I see about this?

paisjpq · #**540** 03-22-2007, 06:08 PM

it's always andy's fault.

I am just me...who are you?