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Old 10-11-2006, 02:49 PM
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Scav,
Now there ya go!!! Cajun told ya!
And if she's not interested...
Well, just blame it on the "weiner dog" that's sitting on your lap.
Ask the waiter for a milk-bone and a "doggy bag" and ya got it covered.
LMFAO! You are in RARE form today... holy cow.

Although, I'm sure you'll agree with me... they don't have doggy bags big enough for a foot long "weinder dog", do they?
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Old 10-11-2006, 03:01 PM
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I need to be smooth, I falter. I am smooth 5256599 minutes a year and it just had to happen that I wasn't smooth THE ONE MINUTE I NEED TO BE.
We'll talk, Scav…..lol
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Old 10-11-2006, 03:11 PM
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LMFAO! You are in RARE form today... holy cow.

Although, I'm sure you'll agree with me... they don't have doggy bags big enough for a foot long "weinder dog", do they?
That all depends if you took ventriloquism lessons when you were a kid...
ARRFF, GRRR, WOOF.
Just remember, don't move your lips and look at the bag so it looks like the wienie is in there.
Heck, I learned something very similar once from a woman...talked into her bra like there were puppies hiding there. That's a different story.
I was just trying to help ole Scavs out. Free.
Now Smoothie gets to give advice....wonder if he charges by the hour?
Minute?
Tick, tick, tick.
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Old 10-11-2006, 03:25 PM
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I am smooth as a gravel road, sober. Under the influence, I am Hugh Heffner.
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Old 10-11-2006, 03:28 PM
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I am smooth as a gravel road, sober. Under the influence, I am Hugh Heffner.
What is crazy is that I am kinda the opposite. When I get hammered, I get real shy because i am afraid to say something real comedy, when I am sober I say whatever I want because I know I can talk my way out of it.....
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Old 10-11-2006, 03:28 PM
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You're 80 yrs old when you're drunk?
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Old 10-11-2006, 03:31 PM
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S,

She is interested, never would have asked that if she wasn't.

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Old 10-11-2006, 03:32 PM
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You're 80 yrs old when you're drunk?
"The spirit is willing...but the flesh is dead."
Ask Bold B...only person I've heard of that's been charged with "assault with a dead weapon."
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Old 10-11-2006, 03:38 PM
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S,

She is interested, never would have asked that if she wasn't.

C
that is the response I am getting from all...

That being said, she is booked solid for the next couple weekends, friggin figures
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Old 10-11-2006, 03:40 PM
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that is the response I am getting from all...

That being said, she is booked solid for the next couple weekends, friggin figures
Anticipation works both ways.....
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Old 10-11-2006, 03:43 PM
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that is the response I am getting from all...

That being said, she is booked solid for the next couple weekends, friggin figures
What do you mean, she's "booked solid?" Is that exactly what she said to you? I can tell by a response what a female means. LOL
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Old 10-11-2006, 03:49 PM
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What do you mean, she's "booked solid?" Is that exactly what she said to you? I can tell by a response what a female means. LOL
Scav,
Tell her to make time!
Don't put up with that nonsense.
If you start out buying that, you'll be paying for a long time.
Set her straight!
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Old 10-11-2006, 03:52 PM
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Scav,
Tell her to make time!
Don't put up with that nonsense.
If you start out buying that, you'll be paying for a long time.
Set her straight!
WRONG...

Girls like the game... I know I do.

If he keeps on asking, she's going to get bored with him... I sure as hell would. He threw the ball in her court... it's up to her to make the basket now.
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Old 10-11-2006, 03:54 PM
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WRONG...

Girls like the game... I know I do.

If he keeps on asking, she's going to get bored with him... I sure as hell would. He threw the ball in her court... it's up to her to make the basket now.
Lets hope she doesn't do a granny shot.
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Old 10-11-2006, 04:07 PM
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WRONG...

Girls like the game... I know I do.

If he keeps on asking, she's going to get bored with him... I sure as hell would. He threw the ball in her court... it's up to her to make the basket now.
Thanks for that point of view Cajun.
I've personally had difficulty understanding the "game".
So...what should he do? Wait?
Just me, but I put things on the line.
It helps to bring "understanding", what ever the "game".
In poker, it's all in or fold.
Just my way of taking it. Or leaving it.
Thanks for your insight.
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Old 10-11-2006, 04:19 PM
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What do you mean, she's "booked solid?" Is that exactly what she said to you? I can tell by a response what a female means. LOL
I haven't asked yet, I am 'prying' information, out of town this weekend, plans next weekend and out of town the weekend after, could always do drinks and dinner after work sometime but I would rather get all waupped up and ready to go
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Old 10-11-2006, 04:22 PM
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Thanks for that point of view Cajun.
I've personally had difficulty understanding the "game".
So...what should he do? Wait?
Just me, but I put things on the line.
It helps to bring "understanding", what ever the "game".
In poker, it's all in or fold.
Just my way of taking it. Or leaving it.
Thanks for your insight.
She is right though, it is all a game for them. I wish they would either be like "Bang me and want me, or leave me alone"
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Old 10-11-2006, 04:55 PM
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I would roll this way. You work at the same place. Buy a gift certificate to a nice restaurant, slap that sumbiatch in a card and on the card write, I hope you will invite me.
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Old 10-11-2006, 05:27 PM
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Oh, that post made me laugh.

(Excellent call-back to an earlier joke, Cajun! Nicely done! )
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Old 10-11-2006, 06:39 PM
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I need to be smooth, I falter. I am smooth 5256599 minutes a year and it just had to happen that I wasn't smooth THE ONE MINUTE I NEED TO BE.

I took this girl I know at work out to lunch again today, 2nd time. we yap all day about stuff via email, she is smokin hot. At the end of lunch, she states...

"Would you be doing this if I was a boy?"

"afjkla;sdfklasdfjas;fdlskasf;akdfj;alsjtiower nvla;nvla;fdkl;a" was my response

I felt like I just smoked a dubbie and had crazy cotton mouth and couldn't get anything out. Couldn't think of a response to save the life of me

Then she goes, "You wouldn't"

BUSTED!!!!

arggghhhhhhh
i guess that was her 'beat around the bush' way of asking if you're interested in her. i hate when people beat around the bush...er, when they're talking that is.
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