I never heard a track announcer cry before.... - Page 2

Kasept · #21 12-12-2009, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Sorry man... they're Tennessee breds. And just for subjecting me to that link .... I give you a song of my own.

I logged off at DRF with a dream and a Beulah card in hand,
Welcome to the land of shame, excess, who am I gonna sh!t on?,
Clicked on the tab, here I am for the millionth time,
Look to my left, and I see Byk's bio and a derbytrail.com sign.

This is all so crazy, everybody seems so gameless,
My tummy's turnin and I feel kind of lovesick,
Haven't posted in a few weeks and I'm nervous,
I see The Fat Man outdoes me in my moratorio.

And The Indomitable DrugS was on
And The Indomitable DrugS was on
And The Indomitable DrugS was on

So I mash my keys down, brush aside my bong,
The butterflies fly away
I'm noddin' my head like "Yeah!",
Movin my ass oh yeah.

Got my paws typin' away, I'm forgettin' my bong,
And now I'm gonna be okay,
Yeah! it's a party in the DT yay!
Yeah! It's a party in the DT yay!

Post a pic of myself in the Pad,
Everybody's lookin at me now,
Like "who's that dude with the Chia beard"?
He can't be mentally sound.

Addict, so hard cuz my porn is free,
VOL JACK - hook me up with a Nashville hottie,
'Cause all I see are Erie ho's
Who don't wanna blow,
It ain't gonna suck itself ya know.

My tummy's turnin' and I'm feeling kinda ho-sick,
Too much pressure & my sack needs drained quick,
That's when the CJ dropped by & I played my favorite tune.

And the 'Pull a Randy Moss' Youtube was on
And the 'Pull a Randy Moss' Youtube was on
And the 'Pull a Randy Moss' Youtube was on

So I pull my pants down, I'm playin my song,
The baby batter flies every which way,
I'm noddin' my head like "Yeah!"
Drained my hog oh yeah.

Got my hands wiped off, I'm forgettin' my bong
And now I'm gonna be okay.
Yeah! it's a party in the DT yay!
Yeah! It's a party in the DT yay!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA

O.. M.. G..

The holiday season just always seems to bring out the 'best' in DougS...

stonegossard · #22 12-12-2009, 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Don't tell my Scav,
My Achy Breaky Scav,
I just don't think he'll understand

Fat Jokes.... Stone Gossard is going deep into his smack talk playbook I see.

Nah. I am actually being somewhat kind. I could be a lot nastier. But I don't want to make him cry. He seems to not be able to handle much as we saw last time.

Where have you been man? You went MIA from here for a while.

Scav · #23 12-12-2009, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Don't tell my Scav,
My Achy Breaky Scav,
I just don't think he'll understand

Fat Jokes.... Stone Gossard is going deep into his smack talk playbook I see.

Is it even smack talk? Sure looks alot like desperation.

Must suck to be desperate, I wouldn't know because I roll as Mr Chicago.

The Indomitable DrugS · #24 12-12-2009, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stonegossard

Where have you been man? You went MIA from here for a while.

Mostly, I spent a little time getting to know my brothers and family again.

But with Tampa getting ready to kick off - we're getting back to priorities.

10 pnt move up · #25 12-12-2009, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v j stauffer

Thanks guys. I got a little choked up because I have such great admiration for Joel and such an appreciation of what it means to accomplish something that three hall of famers did.

Probably not very professional. But we all know that's nothing new for me.

Vic,

I know which horse Rosario is on in every race you call, its blatant....I think you know that though.

#26 12-12-2009, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10 pnt move up

Vic,

I know which horse Rosario is on in every race you call, its blatant....I think you know that though.

You mean you purchased a program? Gosh Pointer shoulda asked me I could get you a freebie!

10 pnt move up · #27 12-12-2009, 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v j stauffer

You mean you purchased a program? Gosh Pointer shoulda asked me I could get you a freebie!

no your voice inflections are different, again I think you know this, and its ok for you to be biased, I would be.

freddymo · #28 12-12-2009, 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v j stauffer

You mean you purchased a program? Gosh Pointer shoulda asked me I could get you a freebie!

You tell him Vic..Tell him you get excited for all 4 horses and their jocks..

Joel is great so please do not miscontrue my post..Never has 6 winners come from beating so few!

2Hot4TV · #29 12-12-2009, 03:40 PM

What dont you guys b i t c h about?

stonegossard · #30 12-12-2009, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scav

Is it even smack talk? Sure looks alot like desperation.

Must suck to be desperate, I wouldn't know because I roll as Mr Chicago.

Nah you aren't desperate. That hilarious pic of you at CD dressed like a clown at CD doesn't reek as desperate. Not at all...........

dagolfer33 · #31 12-12-2009, 04:13 PM

Is there a special way for the website to notify you that a specific person has posted on a thread? I was just wondering since I have noticed some individuals come from out of woodworks when certain topics come up.

dagolfer33 · #32 12-12-2009, 04:18 PM

Great song Drugs.

#33 12-12-2009, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10 pnt move up

no your voice inflections are different, again I think you know this, and its ok for you to be biased, I would be.

I disagree. I'm a huge fan of all jockeys and when any of them have a great accomplishment I always make a big deal of it.

As for inflections. Anitbiotics are usually helpful.

randallscott35 · #34 12-12-2009, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v j stauffer

I disagree. I'm a huge fan of all jockeys and when any of them have a great accomplishment I always make a big deal of it.

As for inflections. Anitbiotics are usually helpful.

Are you a huge fan of abuse like Victor's in the last race?

freddymo · #35 12-12-2009, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v j stauffer

I disagree. I'm a huge fan of all jockeys and when any of them have a great accomplishment I always make a big deal of it.

As for inflections. Anitbiotics are usually helpful.

Is it harder to call a rac with 4 horses in it? I would think these 5 horse fields are an easy study..

Vic, seriously Cal racing is in serious trouble.. When can we expect Rosario to come to Philly Park during the day and Penn Nat at nigh?. Love your calls, think Joel Rosario is terriffic come east and grab a handful of cash. You never know when you are going to need a few extra bucks

#36 12-12-2009, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10 pnt move up

no your voice inflections are different, again I think you know this, and its ok for you to be biased, I would be.

There is no bias in my racecalls. In fact I underplay it when Rosario is doing well. Unlike the other riders I said nothing in my calls or winners circle as he was winning the first 5 of his six yesterday. Any other rider and I'm all over it. Like when Bejarano recently won 4 and a week or so ago when Talamo won five.

I only said something about Joel's 6th yesterday because it was Hollywood Park history. The track and the fans deserved that. And I was very very proud of Joel.

If you didn't know I was his agent you wouldn't be able to tell anything.

Of course I'm biased but you'll never hear it in my calls.

Try a Z-pack for that inflection. I hear they'll kill anything.

#37 12-12-2009, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freddymo

Is it harder to call a rac with 4 horses in it? I would think these 5 horse fields are an easy study..

Vic, seriously Cal racing is in serious trouble.. When can we expect Rosario to come to Philly Park during the day and Penn Nat at nigh?. Love your calls, think Joel Rosario is terriffic come east and grab a handful of cash. You never know when you are going to need a few extra bucks

I make my worst mistakes and most pathetic calls in short field routes. I tend to try and say too much rather than just reporting the action. The pacing and rythem of the race is very different. I hate it.

Philly Park in the day and Penn. Nat. at night. Ah.... NO!

freddymo · #38 12-12-2009, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v j stauffer

I make my worst mistakes and most pathetic calls in short field routes. I tend to try and say too much rather than just reporting the action. The pacing and rythem of the race is very different. I hate it.

Philly Park in the day and Penn. Nat. at night. Ah.... NO!

Victor in a few months you will be singing a different tune.. Your tracks are in crisis mode. I am not down on you or the state it's just a fact, no horses horrible purses and honestly a poor future. How couldn't you ship your horse(Joel) east? Look it's cold and windy but 5k claimers are runner for 15k with12 horses in a field and 5 AE's... Your wonderful HP had trouble placing 50 horses on a weekend card.. Love the climate just not the horse climate.

#39 12-12-2009, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freddymo

Victor in a few months you will be singing a different tune.. Your tracks are in crisis mode. I am not down on you or the state it's just a fact, no horses horrible purses and honestly a poor future. How couldn't you ship your horse(Joel) east? Look it's cold and windy but 5k claimers are runner for 15k with12 horses in a field and 5 AE's... Your wonderful HP had trouble placing 50 horses on a weekend card.. Love the climate just not the horse climate.

He's from the Dominican. I'm from San Diego. We don't do cold. The last two days here have felt like the arctic freeze and it's been in the 50's. We're staying with So. Cal as long as there are races here.

freddymo · #40 12-12-2009, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by v j stauffer

There is no bias in my racecalls. In fact I underplay it when Rosario is doing well. Unlike the other riders I said nothing in my calls or winners circle as he was winning the first 5 of his six yesterday. Any other rider and I'm all over it. Like when Bejarano recently won 4 and a week or so ago when Talamo won five.

I only said something about Joel's 6th yesterday because it was Hollywood Park history. The track and the fans deserved that. And I was very very proud of Joel.

If you didn't know I was his agent you wouldn't be able to tell anything.

Of course I'm biased but you'll never hear it in my calls.

Try a Z-pack for that inflection. I hear they'll kill anything.

Your calls are very good perhaps the very best in the sport at least to my ear.. Rosario is a fine rider and perhaps a FUTURE great BUT he is racing against 4 other horses in a race and on the most likely of the 4. I am not hating just suggestting that his recent success is jaded by th eenvironment or lack there of in Cali..