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Old 10-29-2008, 12:33 PM
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Hold the scooter.


It's time for me,too.
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:34 PM
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:41 PM
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MEEP-MEEP!!







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Old 10-29-2008, 12:44 PM
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Morty, report to For Morty thread IMMEDIATELY
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Old 10-29-2008, 12:56 PM
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Thanks...ah did.

But can't see it. I even put it in my trousers...UPS!!..I mean pasted it to my browser,but no wok good.
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:03 PM
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Thanks...ah did.

But can't see it. I even put it in my trousers...UPS!!..I mean pasted it to my browser,but no wok good.

try

http://www.posttimeusa.com/Portals/1...2_07Page80.pdf
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:07 PM
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Kiss-Kiss ,Dahling!!








I waited for ...this?


She is yer run of the mill...please..let's show some discriminating eyes here.
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:09 PM
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I'm leaving

wait, i'm coming with you!
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:09 PM
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Kiss-Kiss ,Dahling!!

I waited for ...this?


She is yer run of the mill...please..let's show some discriminating eyes here.

Yes but she's a jockey at Calder and the Big A & she rides cmoreo in her spare time.


Oh yeah





and shes JewishBrazillian


wish seems to be a big plus in the Padlock
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Old 10-29-2008, 01:14 PM
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Thanks for that input, Uncly....highly amusing!!
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:35 PM
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I'm feeling asexual again.

Dannie won't send me naughty photos and Dala won't talk dirty on the board to me.





What the fucl< shall I do?
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:40 PM
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I'm feeling asexual again.

Dannie won't send me naughty photos and Dala won't talk dirty on the board to me.





What the fucl< shall I do?
Keep on pressing SIR. And ask to talk dirty via text message, much more dirty that way
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:42 PM
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Keep on pressing SIR. And ask to talk dirty via text message, much more dirty that way

I don't have a texter.



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Old 10-29-2008, 02:43 PM
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I don't have a texter.



Sir, may I recommend that you get one, it is high quality and very fun as it is accessible from anywhere, and even dupa pictures can be sent with the newer versions
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:47 PM
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It does sound exciting,but as part of my Paranoid Schizo condition I am not only retracting from people...I am doing the same with technology.I don't have a texter nor cell phone of any kind, nor a pager,nor an i-pod,nor catv..and soon enough...nor a car.


I am scaling down to the point I will use only what is needed to survive wretched day to day life.


So you can see why I get even more depressed when I ask so little...and get even less.
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:49 PM
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Sir, may I recommend that you get one, it is high quality and very fun as it is accessible from anywhere, and even dupa pictures can be sent with the newer versions
I could start a web site with some of the pics sent to my phone
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:50 PM
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I could start a web site with some of the pics sent to my phone
This weekend my fingers were on fire in the dirty texting department, extremely fun....
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:51 PM
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It does sound exciting,but as part of my Paranoid Schizo condition I am not only retracting from people...I am doing the same with technology.I don't have a texter nor cell phone of any kind, nor a pager,nor an i-pod,nor catv..and soon enough...nor a car.


I am scaling down to the point I will use only what is needed to survive wretched day to day life.


So you can see why I get even more depressed when I ask so little...and get even less.
Please sir, spare me the bs, I have heard from uncly that you are within the top .5% weathly, in the great nation of Nerdy Trail
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:53 PM
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I could start a web site with some of the pics sent to my phone
And the thing stopping you is...what?
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Old 10-29-2008, 02:54 PM
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Please sir, spare me the bs, I have heard from uncly that you are within the top .5% weathly, in the great nation of Nerdy Trail
Would you mind sending this evidence out to each female poster here?
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