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Old 05-20-2008, 03:30 PM
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She should teach 70's girl on the bareback thread the importance of having a good hair day.

Oh poo....I was hoping you could top that with your own photo.



But I guess not.

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Old 05-20-2008, 03:34 PM
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Good luck to anyone trying to top that one.

So Morty, who wins the Belmonts?

Do we have a TC winner or do we fly the Japanese flag or what?
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Old 05-20-2008, 03:36 PM
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Good luck to anyone trying to top that one.

So Morty, who wins the Belmonts?

Do we have a TC winner or do we fly the Japanese flag or what?
You think I'd spit it out that easy?






You will have to wait just like the rest.....wait untl the Fetching of the Cards.
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Old 05-20-2008, 03:37 PM
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You think I'd spit it out that easy?






You will have to wait just like the rest.....wait untl the Fetching of the Cards.
I never spit, I sw, oh wait... we're talking about you. Sorry.
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Old 05-20-2008, 03:38 PM
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I never spit, I sw, oh wait... we're talking about you. Sorry.

And so....we see what happens when I venture outside of SnowyWoods.










Oh my God.



















































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Old 05-20-2008, 04:37 PM
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Old 05-20-2008, 05:28 PM
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Belmont officials are hoping Slews Tizzy finishes the 2007 Belmont Stakes before 2008's starts.




We all wish them success in this endeavor.
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Old 05-20-2008, 06:06 PM
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Old 05-21-2008, 03:04 AM
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anak nakal is the Jhonny Peralta of Belmont runners.

( I wasn't stupid enough to start it...but I'll participate.)

...and tom-C-toe is certainly the LeBron game 1 in Boston definite peak performer.
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Old 05-21-2008, 03:09 AM
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I liked Avery Smartman better.
I agree...Mortimer drags compared to Mr Avery Smartman. He was much more perky.
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Old 05-21-2008, 07:31 AM
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^^^ Pud wrestler.
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Who was looking @ the hair ?
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Who was looking @ the hair ?

At least it shows she's not a lesbian.

























Oh gosh, Uncly...you know what I mean.
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At least it shows she's not a lesbian.





Oh gosh, Uncly...you know what I mean.

most women are at least a little bit bisexual...

not that i know this from experience or anything..
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Old 05-21-2008, 11:05 AM
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By the way morty...

I am afraid to open the most excellent thread stevie started because I'm at work and I work with a ton of women...


will you be so kind to describe some of the photo's for me??
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By the way morty...

I am afraid to open the most excellent thread stevie started because I'm at work and I work with a ton of women...


will you be so kind to describe some of the photo's for me??




Shirley.











My pud's in a sling.









OK?
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most women are at least a little bit bisexual...

not that i know this from experience or anything..

Not to worry.










I'm a LOT lesbian!


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Shirley.



My pud's in a sling.





OK?

!!OOOOOOOOOO!!
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