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Old 06-19-2007, 10:07 PM
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Perhaps but I do accept bribes.
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Old 06-19-2007, 10:20 PM
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To do what?


Observe the Canadians Area 51Aye?
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Old 06-19-2007, 10:22 PM
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To see nothing, hear nothing, say nothing.
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Old 06-20-2007, 07:12 AM
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And we know that deep inside you are wonderful. Quick alteration of paths...

It it possible Morton could just have his own Forum?

And then, this is just a thought now, and then he could reply to every thread in every other forum on his special forum, but only there. Is this possible? I really feel his discussion of horses is just too intense and insightful and he really needs his own personal forum so others would not clutter the Morton forum with drivel and irrelevant information.

Just Morton in all his majesty, alone... doing his own thing. Just like he does at home. By himself. Alone. A very personal thing he does by himself, uninterrupted, and isolated. Sequestered. By himself.

Is this possible?
deep inside I am not that wonderful....

as for Morty?
I don't find his commentary in OT and esoteric to be any more or less insightful/useful/amusing/timely/argumentative (choose your word) than anyone else...
everyone has members here that they don't like or understand....there are several here that make me cringe just to see the screen name pop up ....but I don't go around campaigning to get them banned or isolated etc because I think that's just a bit rude and juvenile.

so I guess the answer to your question is no.
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:07 AM
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Let's not stray from the topic at hand.
Canadian spaceships.

Can the rapture be far behind?
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:40 AM
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Jeez Theb, I was only kidding...

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deep inside I am not that wonderful....

as for Morty?
I don't find his commentary in OT and esoteric to be any more or less insightful/useful/amusing/timely/argumentative (choose your word) than anyone else...
everyone has members here that they don't like or understand....there are several here that make me cringe just to see the screen name pop up ....but I don't go around campaigning to get them banned or isolated etc because I think that's just a bit rude and juvenile.

so I guess the answer to your question is no.
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:45 AM
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Let's not stray from the topic at hand.
Canadian spaceships.

Can the rapture be far behind?




That was swell.

I believe it is so written that when the beast from the Northern Tundra creates arks in the sky....can the rapture be far behind?




Another sign is the Prince of Feathers beating the dog out of the Garden of Pee.
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Old 06-20-2007, 08:45 AM
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Jeez Theb, I was only kidding...
Yeah, what he said.
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:33 AM
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I wasnt.









On topic,

An American, a Scot and a Canuk were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened.

"Well," said the American, "I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Scot and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $100, we could return to the earth."

He continued, " So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $100, and the next thing I knew I was back here."

"That's amazing!" said one of the doctors, "But what happened to the other two?"

"Last I saw them," replied the American, "the Scot was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay for his."
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Old 06-20-2007, 09:41 AM
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gloating is not attractive morte'
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Old 06-20-2007, 11:04 AM
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gloating is not attractive morte'

It is to the gloatee.











No more money 4 u.













I can't believe you vaporized my fine work.












But you will not have Mortinmer Dexter Foxworthy to kick around anymore.















And if I have anything to say about you won't have any of the FOD players here anymore either.

















Do you realize how much money you are going to lose?

















( What an incongruent witch.)
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Old 06-20-2007, 11:05 AM
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calm down and give me a kissy-poo.
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Old 06-20-2007, 11:06 AM
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Old 06-20-2007, 11:09 AM
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I must admit, The line about pee garden trying to cut down his pick 6 ticket from $72,000 was FULL of pies.
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:05 PM
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calm down and give me a kissy-poo.

Make that kissy-poo fellatio-poo and I will forgive you.
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:07 PM
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I must admit, The line about pee garden trying to cut down his pick 6 ticket from $72,000 was FULL of pies.
It was for over 72 MILLION.....UnclyTrust......million.









I like looking at the topic title Crazy Ideas and seeing PeeGarden as the most recent poster.



Now that's a ten pie-er.
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:11 PM
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Morty, with all due respect, can we get back on topic.

CanadianSpaceShips.

Are there any clear statements or case studies on this that I have missed?
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:12 PM
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Morty, with all due respect, can we get back on topic.

CanadianSpaceShips.

Are there any clear statements or case studies on this that I have missed?




Uh-oh.







I'm feeling mighty dizzy.








OK...better.










Yes sir...funny you should ask because oh my God I'm REALLY dizzy now








THUD!!!
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:14 PM
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I've found that reading "Crazy Ideas" by pee garden will do that to you.


No, I don't have any studies to back that up.
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Old 06-20-2007, 12:22 PM
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I've found that reading "Crazy Ideas" by pee garden will do that to you.


No, I don't have any studies to back that up.

It was excellent work.



I award you 10 ThebbyTwoTimes'.
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