To all the members who came to Belmont today

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

As a two time national AAU 147 pound champion,ex-Marine,ex Hells Angel and 3 time winner of the DRF Very Bad Man championship.....it is ,perhaps, time to make that presence known.

Wait......you mean you only weigh 147lbs?

Now my brilliant Vicki Lawrence/Reba M. throwback song about you doesn't make any sense.

F--- man......that Pillow Pants dude had me thinking you weighed at least 450.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Wait......you mean you only weigh 147lbs?

Now my brilliant Vicki Lawrence/Reba M. throwback song about you doesn't make any sense.

F--- man......that Pillow Pants dude had me thinking you weighed at least 450.

Oh yes...he's quite the jolly fellow.





But to be accurate....weigh in day is always several pounds less than actual ......and that is in the past.

Just for you I got an up to date reading.




156 on the button.











I do not chew my prey.




I merely kill it and move on.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Pinnacle has just made Sniper a 25/1 favorite.

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

Pinnacle has just made Sniper a 25/1 favorite.

May I remind you of David vs Goliath?





I am a highly trained killing machine.

Also skilled in very skilled dirty tactics.







They don't call me Dirty Morty fer nuthin'.









Whch reminds me of something else.













I have forgotten whether I have 1 felony rap ...or two.


So it looks as though Diaper has a question to ask himself.


And that is:









































Do ah feel lucky?
























Well.





















Do ya?






























Diaper?

[Payson Dave]

Most fine work there Morty!!

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

156 on the button.

Geesh, you need to eat more.

Here, maybe this will help:

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Most fine work there Morty!!

behooved and befitted


OOOOOOOOOO

[Mortimer]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Geesh, you need to eat more.

Here, maybe this will help:

Thank you for your concern.


But spread out over a 5 foot 8 inch frame...that is not exactly anorexic.




Dyslexic....yes.

Anorexic...no.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Thank you for your concern.


But spread out over a 5 foot 8 inch frame...that is not exactly anorexic.




Dyslexic....yes.

Anorexic...no.

Sorry, Mort. I feel like a fata$$ now. I'm 5'6" and 130. I need to eat less.

[Mortimer]

I would think those to be admirable girly dimensions.



Especially when one considers the 20% take up by the ....


...I didn't mean that.




I think a this is my mass thread needs to be started.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

Especially when one considers the 20% take up by the ....


...I didn't mean that.

LOL!!!

Thanks, Morty... I guess I can't complain in that department. Ha!

[philcski]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

I would think those to be admirable girly dimensions.
Especially when one considers the 20% take up by the ....
...I didn't mean that.
I think a this is my mass thread needs to be started.

Agree, you look FINE, Cajun.

[Payson Dave]

Wow...20% huh...no wonder AntiLust had her hands full.

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by philcski

Agree, you look FINE, Cajun.

Thank you.

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Wow...20% huh...no wonder AntiLust had her hands full.

Oh boy.

[Antitrust32]

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Wow...20% huh...no wonder AntiLust had her hands full.

OOOOOOOOOO

[dellinger63]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Thank you.



Oh boy.

and we're wild????

the Florida girls win by TKO.

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

Thank you.



Oh boy.

I'm off to the farmers market to shop for melons.

[Mortimer]

There seems to be some miscommunication here......I think.




I meant nose weight.


That's why I said "I didn't mean that."

[Cajungator26]

Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy

There seems to be some miscommunication here......I think.




I meant nose weight.


That's why I said "I didn't mean that."

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! !!!

5 grand will solve that problem. You want to lend it to me?

[Downthestretch55]

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! !!!

5 grand will solve that problem. You want to lend it to me?

Sure Cajun,
As long as I cash big on Dyslexic. Where is that one running?