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Old 03-21-2007, 01:10 PM
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AHA!!!!! A new contender!
Morty's league of warriors is now complete. If only Drugs were here to see it...
is there a uniform? or a secret handshake?
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:11 PM
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is there a uniform? or a secret handshake?

Oh yes.


Would you like me to show you?
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:13 PM
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Oh yes.


Would you like me to show you?
Is it fair to assume you will wash or, at least, wipe off your hand first?

Otherwise, count me out.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:14 PM
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Oh yes.


Would you like me to show you?
only if you're wearing it.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:16 PM
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is there a uniform? or a secret handshake?
No, membership can simply be enjoyed by anyone mad enough to truly understand the great Morte.
You are in.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:17 PM
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only if you're wearing it.
Well I thi ........ thud.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:17 PM
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Morty's women are many.....





they come from far and wide when he is threatened....




there's a Morty Signal don't ya know....







.....it looks very similar to a cloud.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:17 PM
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No, membership can simply be enjoyed by anyone mad enough to truly understand the great Morte.
You are in.
I've always wanted to be a gang member...but there is limited opportunity in my area.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:18 PM
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Is it fair to assume you will wash or, at least, wipe off your hand first?

Otherwise, count me out.


I counted you out about 10 posts ago.








Do you have admirable boo-bees?
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:20 PM
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Morty's women are many.....





they come from far and wide when he is threatened....




there's a Morty Signal don't ya know....









.....it looks very similar to a cloud.



winner winner chicken dinner!!!



OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



FR&L-A!!!!
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:30 PM
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[quote=mortimerdexterfoxworthy]I counted you out about 10 posts ago.

QUOTE]

there is always something to be thankful for.
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:42 PM
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I counted you out about 10 posts ago.








Do you have admirable boo-bees?

Like











Phil Mickelson












boo-bees?











heh-heh-heh!!!
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:44 PM
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I counted you out about 10 posts ago.

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there is always something to be thankful for.



Oh I was just kidding.


But you didn't answer the boo-bee question.
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Like











Phil Mickelson












boo-bees?











heh-heh-heh!!!

Would ya like some nice short fused cherry bombs to play with?
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Old 03-21-2007, 01:48 PM
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FIRE!!!







heh-heh-heh







FIRE!!!






heh-heh-heh














FIRE!!!




heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh
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I counted you out about 10 posts ago.








Do you have admirable boo-bees?
LOL!!!
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:05 PM
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LOL!!!


I thought it was pretty good,too!
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good god....

you, my mortified friend, TAKE THE CAKE for your absolute uselessness to this board, and any other board, for that matter...

Little more needs to, or will be, said...
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You figured it out real quick, didn't you Det. Callahan. Ya really picked up on that transparent hint.

Can't outfox The Fox.
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Old 03-21-2007, 02:20 PM
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The Detective's 4s at Aqueduct are not having a big day however.




His first was so bad it caused the second to be a gate scratch.
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